Love it when you do a quiz and it’s obvious what the answers correlate to. U know what I mean. The quiz will be like… r u a mermaid or a vampire… and the questions are like
Do u like the ocean
1. Omg yes I love the ocean I could live there forever
2. It’s ok
3. Not a fan of the ocean
4. Fuck the ocean unless it’s made of blood which btw I love to drink
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
Great blue heron (Ardea herodias)
We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!
i love that tumblr uses polls for stuff like this
(The real kicker is the people saying stuff like "getting old sucks" are in their 20s and 30s.)
Every time this post comes around, someone tries to minimize this by saying "20 and 30 year olds always complained about this stuff" but what they're ignoring is that today's 20 and 30 year olds are complaining about the symptoms of dementia, cancer, and compromised immune systems, not just "I can't stay up for 48 hours anymore it sucks!"
31-year-old women are real. and you can be friends with them!
you can get tipsy and giggle and talk about your feelings
and you can become tumblr mutuals with them
does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything
