the funniest possible Live Action Remake that Disney could make, and I would actually watch, is Cars
no eyes on the windshields, no faces, just footage of real cars
i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other's closest living relatives. they're like cartoon henchmen
Anyway my stance on fiction and online harassment is shaped by the fact that I had unrestricted access to the local library from about the age of 8 and read quite a few books with fucked up content that I might have been a bit too young for and that caused absolutely no long-term damage to my mental health; meanwhile I was bullied mercilessly by my peers for several years and I’m still dealing with after-effects of that.
The Legend of Zelda: Delicious in Dungeon
Coming to your favourite consoles: never, sorry
[Image description: fanart of characters from Dungeon Meshi and The Legend of Zelda. Everyone involved is exploring a white marble dungeon, but in the image itself Link and Senshi are settled in a safe nook for cooking. Link is smiling as he watches Senshi cook various things, including monster parts, in his pot. Chilchuck is behind them, leaning on the dungeon wall, examining a red rupee. Beneath him is a semi-destroyed mural of an ancient hero who looks a lot like Link. In the distance, Marcille and Laios walk together towards the group. Marcille is horrified of Laios holding an Octorok and planning to eat it. A bunch of Keese fly overhead. End description.]
transformers is fun cuz there's always a character you've never heard of who's a minor recolor of a third-wave headmaster who was only released in a back alley in the uk and then a modern toy of them is announced 30 years later and you find out they have a larger fanbase than the entire population of the northern hemisphere. and his name is either backshot or sporx.
how it feels to start your email with "dear [name]":
how it feels to start your email with "hi [name]":
how it feels to start your email with "hello [name]":
Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.
the older i get the crazier i feel about botox. like what do you mean society is telling me it would be better if i couldn't express my emotions. the next beauty trend will be injections that freeze your lip muscles and it will keep women from talking at all oh my god what a happy coincidence
