adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

This tag literally wins, I literally DO want to be a chiikawas. Honorable mentions to everyone tagging this as petplay though

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

a game where you pick from a drop down list of hundreds of neo pronouns, and after a few minutes of scrolling an observant player may realize that he/him and she/her are not in the list

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

you get the vision

Greed and his gang having no idea how to talk to a kid is fucking hilarious to me 😭

*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*

I'm not sure what a gougar counter I but I've heard of Geiger counter.

i assume it detects cougars (as in, attractive older women).

WRONG

IT WAS A GOUGER

"Don't worry, your boys are doing fine."

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

ill do whatevers necessary

the gif is even funnier

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

Get hoped

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️