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01 October 1999

Angel's Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

ATTN: MONOU FUUMA

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Application for divorce

I refer to your letter dated 1 October 1999.

1. Consent

While I accept that you do not have the capability to read the thoughts of others, I would like to make the point that resistence or verbal refusal of consent are not required where there is actual knowledge of lack of consent. I would argue that given the history of our interactions since the death of your sister, such knowledge is and was present. Furthermore, a reasonable person would realise that where such serious violence is involved, consent cannot simply be assumed. I would also suggest that the violence was so extreme as to be beyond consent.

2. Identity

You claim that my usage of the expression 'no longer' implies that you are the person with whom I initially--

Wait. What?

Who are you, and what have you done with Fuuma? I mean, not Fuuma. I mean, the person who used to be-- okay, look, is this some kind of split personality disorder? Have you turned into a new Fuuma now? Because you know, blowing up the planet is not the answer! We can seek help! I'm sure there's medication for this kind of thing! I'll go to counselling with you, we can work through this!

If you stop sticking swords through my anatomy, anyway. I mean it, that's just not cool!

And you better NOT have cheated on me. Possible mental disorders or NOT, that's no excuse. And if you have... if you have, I'll... I'll... um... I'll elope with Subaru to Okinawa, so THERE.

Shirou Kamui

PS: Did you mean it when you said you didn't want to completely destroy me? 'Cause, I mean, that's kind of sweet. In a really fucked up way. And I'd prefer it if you didn't destroy me or the rest of humanity at all, but you know.

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[24 July 1999]

Reasons Why I Should Divorce Fuuma:

• Are we even married?
  
• That letter was really stupid.
  
• And I still love Fuuma.
  
• Only, Fuuma isn't Fuuma.
  
• He's a bit of a jerk, actually.
  
• A lot of a jerk, really.
  
• He killed Kotori.
  
• And he's mean to me.
  
• I don't think he loves me anymore.
  
• Destiny sucks.
  
• So does my life.
  
• And the rest of the universe, too.
  
• I hate lists.
  
• I wonder what's up with Subaru?
  
• Why am I still writing this list?
  
• This really is just one step up from talking to myself.
  
• Help me, I'm going crazy!
  
• Then again, I probably already have.
  
• I think Fuuma's gone crazy.
  
• It would explain an awful lot.
  
• I wonder why he hasn't replied yet.
  
• This is dumb.
  
• If I was cool like Karen-san, I could burn this.
  
• Only I'm not.
  
• Because I'm Kamui instead.
  
• Isn't being Kamui supposed to involve being really powerful?
  
• It seems to for Fuuma.
  
• Being Kamui sucks too.
  
• It used to be cooler when I could do stuff.
  
• But now it's not.
  
• And Fuuma is evil.
  
• And I really need to stop writing this list.
  
• Shredder time!

19 July 1999

Angels Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

Attention: Monou Fuuma

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Application For Divorce

I refer to your letter dated 19 July 1999.

I would like to respond to the issues raised by you in the above:

1. Abusive behaviour
Your claim that this behaviour was intended 'for the purpose of self-gratification' and consented to for this purpose by myself is outrageous and unacceptable. At no time did I consent to the emotional and physical injury inflicted upon myself by your actions.

2. Identity
While I accept that the person you purport to be now does indeed continue to reside within the body of the Monou Fuuma with whom I initially began the relationship in question, you are nevertheless for all intents and purposes not that person. The person I wish to be married to is Monou Fuuma; you do not act like him or resemble him in any way beyond the physical, and thus I reiterate that you are not the person to whom I wish to be married.

3. Alleged adultery
I admit that I have as yet no solid proof. However, this does not alter the fact that I continue to suspect you of such behaviour. You will be notified if and when I obtain evidence to support this accusation.

I wish to add on a further note that your murder of your sister, witnessed by myself, and your intention to destroy the human race, expressed by you on multiple occasions, are also factors in my decision.

Yours faithfully,

Shirou Kamui

18 July 1999

Angels Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

Attention: Monou Fuuma

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Divorce

I accept that destiny may extend beyond the reach of legal remedy.

However, this does not alter the fact that I would like a divorce, as your abusive behaviour and frequent insistence that you are not the person whom I consented to marry are clear indications of irreparable breakdown. There is also the matter of your possible adulterous activity.

I would appreciate your cooperation in this matter. Please reply as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully,

Shirou Kamui

17 July 1999

Angels Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

Attention: Monou Fuuma

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Our De Facto Relationship

Your alleged presence in my dreamscapes is not relevant to my request, as it has no bearing on whether or not I wish to see you in person.

You are hereby notified that I intend to file for divorce.

Yours faithfully,

Shirou Kamui

17 July 1999

Angels Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

Attention: Monou Fuuma

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Relationships

I refer to prior correspondence relating to the above named matter.

I acknowledge that my doings, and those of my colleagues, may be of some interest to you.

However, any intimate relationships formed by myself, be they with my colleagues or an unspecified third party, are not relevant to the Apocalypse and are therefore not your business.

As previously mentioned, the relationship between myself and Subaru is not of the intimate nature continuously alleged by yourself and the Sakurazukamori and nor is it likely to become so.

I must notify you that I have no desire to discuss this matter or any other in person. Regretfully, I was unable to extend proper hospitality to you on receipt of this letter, but I am sure you will understand that contact between you and myself during these proceedings is improper and would be best avoided.

Yours faithfully,

Shirou Kamui

17 July 1999

Angels Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

Attention: Monou Fuuma

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Identity

I refer to your letter dated 16 July 1999.

While I accept that as my opposing star you do have some interest in my doings, I maintain that this does not extend to whom I choose to interact with.

My relationship with Subaru is that of close friends, nothing more. However, if I did choose to engage in a relationship of the sort of which you are inferring, I assure you it would be none of your concern.

Regardless of your insistence that this ice-cream incident was merely an extension of your work, this does not alter the fact that such excursions fall outside the scope of said work and are clearly unprofessional in nature. As for my sources, I feel it best for my organisation that this information remain confidential.

On the issue of your name, I advise you that it is only Monou Fuuma whom I have consented to speak with. If you are not Monou Fuuma, then this letter has not reached its intended addressee. This letter, and its contents, are confidential. Please contact me immediately if you have received it in error.

Yours faithfully,

Shirou Kamui

16 July 1999

Angels Residence
Diet Building
Tokyo JAPAN

Attention: Monou Fuuma

Dear Fuuma,

RE: Relationships

I refer to your letter dated 16 July 1999.

With all due respect, I submit that this matter hardly warrents your involvement. I would request that cease your interference in my business, particularly since it is felt by myself that such statements on your part could be seen as hypocrisy. I refer to you to incidents upon which you have accompanied the Sakurazukamori to buy ice-cream, witnessed by my colleagues. This is not the usual behaviour characteristic of a "working relationship".

Furthermore, I believe that the friendship I share with Subaru is in part your own doing. One would think that such a relationship is to be expected under the circumstances.

Yours faithfully,

Shirou Kamui