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I had a dream that i was on a bus full of people and the driver was the governor from The Walking Dead. He was taking us to cape Canaveral to board a cruise ship. My childhood best friend, Sam, was sitting in the seat in front of me. Everyone was excited and happy and singing, anticipating their trip out to sea.
Suddenly the governor slammed on the breaks, whipped out a gun and, one by one, shot everyone in their seat as he made his way down the aisle. Sam and i were toward the back of the bus and had a little longer to live than those toward the front. We saw no way to escape so we began to cry and i grabbed her hand and squeezed it as he shot her in the head. Then he came to me and i heard the bang and pretended to slump over as if i were shot. He continued down the aisle, not missing a step, not batting an eye. Everyone else was fatally shot. For whatever reason i was the only one on the bus who he missed.
I remember telling myself in the dream to wake my ass up before he got to me and i tried so hard and when i realized that he was getting closer and i couldn't wake up i actually braced myself for the pain of being shot.
Run-on sentences are a sin, children.

                                                                                  The Walking Dead mid-season finale.
 I'm still trying to get myself up off the floor from underneath all these tissues and emotions. Nearly drowned myself in tears.

                                      Daryl used crossbow. Its not very effective. 

Governor*
We're on Broadway

I once knew a kid
Whose tongue fell off in his sleep,

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum

Rick*
What?

Governor*
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

The girl in my basement
Probably thinks I'm a creep

Rick*
Yeah, probably

Governor*
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

I've got,
9 cases of anti-fungal ointment that
Nobody can use without appointment
Down in
Woodberry (Woodberry, Woodberry)

Rick*
Is that your little play-town?

Governor*
Where it's very
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum

Rick*
La-Bibbida-WHAT?

Governor*
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
Give me your bubble gum!

Rick*
Now what makes you think I have gum?

Governor*
Yeah, well I found out from Orlando
That biter that was a handyman

Rick*
Woah, you got a handyman that's a walker?!?

Governor*
Well to be honest
He breaks more things than he fixes
But he's still got most of his face
So, I trust him

(Heads in aquariums, heads in aquariums)

Governor*
I own heads in aquariums
And don't find them scary
I'm fond of Bavarian cream
My dream of

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
Dum-Dum, Dum-Dum-Dum...

Starfish command!

Rick*
You know what?
Not even going to bother with that

Governor*
Ricardo,
If you have to ask
You'll never know

My uncle was tall
But had these really short legs

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

I wonder if poodles in Jamaica
Have "dreads"

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

This is a violet

Rick*
No it isn't

Governor*
Yeah, well it could be a flower *sips*
The other night there was this movie all about gardens
Called "Bloody Shrimp"

Rick*
You got a problem?

Governor*
Uh, yeah
I just found out that we missed Halloween

I always wanted a Wookie
But I found out they weren't real
Thanks for nothing, George Lucas

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do (x3)

Cluck went the chicken!

And that's how they do it
On Broadway

Oh, you want me to go loiter around outside in the heat and humidity with people i only pretend to like, while gorging myself to capacity and giving off the illusion of patriotism whilst blowing shit up and watching people get smashed on wine coolers?
No thanks, I don't even plan on leaving the house all day tomorrow. Instead i'm going to spend the whole day inside in the air conditioning, commencing with the fattening while watching a marathon of The Walking Dead alone with my cats.
Celebrating our independence by watching people get straight up ate!
'MURRICA!
I'm more excited about watching a TV marathon than i should be.....

Shane Walsh keeps sending me raunchy texts to my phone in which it contains a short video of him having the relationships with other men. Wut does dis meanz?

                 
God, grant me the serenity to accept that season 4 doesn't start till October, the courage to survive till then, and the wisdom to know that T-Dog really got ate . Amen.

                                   THE POWER OF DIXON COMPELS YOU!

You guys...umm...I might possibly be meeting Merle and T-Dog from the Walking Dead at Para Fest in September!
CAN YOU BELIEVES IT?!
MY PANTS HAVE SHIT IN THEM!!!



                                                          Take that, Carl, you little shit!

                                                                            FML.