oooohwaaaaah

Oh, you want me to go loiter around outside in the heat and humidity with people i only pretend to like, while gorging myself to capacity and giving off the illusion of patriotism whilst blowing shit up and watching people get smashed on wine coolers?
No thanks, I don't even plan on leaving the house all day tomorrow. Instead i'm going to spend the whole day inside in the air conditioning, commencing with the fattening while watching a marathon of The Walking Dead alone with my cats.
Celebrating our independence by watching people get straight up ate!
'MURRICA!
I'm more excited about watching a TV marathon than i should be.....