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billy
@billyhumblebrag
biotechbro | pharma | robots technohoptomist I'm not under a secret NDA that i can't even mention exists
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    billy
    @billyhumblebrag
    Feb 8, 2025
    my first (and possibly only) substack post! I write about why everyone in my lab is cringe and sucks. link in replies
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    billy
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    Jan 5, 2025
    No but she's actually so good at posting
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    billy
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    May 31, 2024
    Doing this shit like a million times worse than making the joke.
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    Aug 1, 2024
    "OK shoot." "Maybe it's a brain tumor? A tumor in the temporal lobe could cause psychiatric symptoms." "CT scan was clean. What else?" "Wernicke's encephalopathy?" "Patient isn't an alcoholic and doesn't have the classic ataxia. You're all missing something."
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    billy
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    Aug 27, 2025
    Replying to @justalexoki
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    billy
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    Oct 20, 2025
    Pull ups are bizzare. They 100% build muscle but i literally never progress on my Max reps
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    billy
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    Aug 10, 2024
    holy shit bro you "would" an Olympian? You want to "say something without everyone getting mad" and it's that you'd have sex with a woman in her 20s in peak physical form? That's so crazy bro you'd fuck that attractive woman even though she's kinda muscular???
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    billy
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    Feb 24, 2025
    Holy shit
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    Feb 24, 2025
    Replying to @bryan_johnson
    why, does diet coke have cancer?
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    billy
    @billyhumblebrag
    Dec 31, 2022
    Replying to @skooookum
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    billy
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    Oct 16, 2022
    Shake your head during the first half and nod during the second so everyone knows you disapprove of the rise but approve of the fall.
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    billy
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    Sep 2, 2023
    Imagine absolutely mogging your mum and dad like this
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    Feb 11, 2024
    Replying to @docno1r
    All the "sad clown just because someone is laughing doesn't mean they're ok" think pieces after he died made me so annoyed. Like sure it's a fine point, just completely irrelevant in this case.
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    billy
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    Jul 7, 2024
    my good buddy proposed to his gf of 4 years like 1 month after she started a new job making 50% more than him lol
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    billy
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    Aug 15, 2025
    It's actually so crazy that when you see a DNA printer, literally what a child might imagine if you explained the basic concepts. Literally big bottles of A,T G and C and then some tubes to stick them together.
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    billy
    @billyhumblebrag
    Jul 27, 2025
    Americucks coping and seething as i seamlessly install 12 000 BTU of cooling into my European apartment
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