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i'm still here / Personal data capture for agent stuff @desiloed / Shitposts, cryptic nonsense and complaining @chairoclock
Manhattan Island, NY
Joined July 2021
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    @_chair
    Jul 3
    Replying to @chairoclock
    it's important that my haters don't find this out about me
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    @_chair
    Apr 8, 2024
    surprisingly good results from my samsung s23
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    Apr 7, 2024
    one time i went on a first date with a friend-of-friend and she had done her makeup fancier than usual and I remember thinking "what's that about. did she just come from doing something cool"
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    Apr 7, 2024
    That girl ten years ago that told me she was flirting with me was flirting with me
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    Oct 31, 2025
    ladies, be honest: you "prefer" the one on the left only because he's attainable
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    Jun 5, 2025
    amount that you are allowed to screw up in mid-high income jobs: - personal behavior outside work: quite a lot - attendance: decent amount as long as you can make up excuses - emotional reactions in the workplace: very narrow tolerances for this! skip work if you're crashing out
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    @_chair
    Feb 24, 2025
    Replying to @bryan_johnson
    why, does diet coke have cancer?
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    Oct 24, 2025
    if you're having trouble finding the tattoo, it's more obvious from this angle
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    𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
    @Grimezsz
    Oct 22, 2025
    I got a face tattoo a few months ago and literally nobody noticed, not even my parents lol. Idky this face tattoo is imperceptible but just for the record it's my fave tat - by @glamour_spells
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    Apr 1, 2025
    Replying to @agraybee
    in fairness, these reasons are absolutely several
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    Feb 8, 2024
    Replying to @paleonormie
    I empathize strongly with food service and delivery workers, therefore I overtip, therefore everything is too expensive, therefore i never eat out or order food
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    Oct 18, 2025
    I've become "old man who thinks you can just talk to the computer"
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    Jul 16, 2025
    Replying to @tenobrus
    this would simply not happen to a German
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    @_chair
    Mar 29, 2025
    oh human i am so sad about whatever it is you think i should be sad about
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    @_chair
    Apr 28, 2024
    Replying to @dieworkwear
    i resent that you persuaded me to look at this many pictures of the Frown Brothers
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    May 6, 2024
    Replying to @DeadInformation
    that's a tough conversation. how do break the news about The Rise of Skywalker to an innocent child
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