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Cleo

@queenofsoggydrownedapes / queenofsoggydrownedapes.tumblr.com

An anti-social transfem She/her they/them it/its Out of touch with reality Love y'all
Anonymous asked:

Please.

I need the rubles

To feed my sixteen salmon

Okay Cleo, what kind of merch do you have?

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I have...

Used candles

This thing

A dying man in a living room whos shadow paces the floor

And an extra action called "bang!" You clap your hands and explode your enemies

I WANT THE LIZARD THING FOR 10000000 ROUBLES

THAT'S A LOTTA MONEY

I did a robbery. Dont worry abt it. Can i has the lizzard???

sure...you can have the BANG! With it too

[<Garden lizard> was added to Kayda's inventory]

[<BANG!> was added to Kayda's ACTIONS]

Hehehehe!!! Giving that power to Dr. Verde for future shenanigans, lol

Just clap! And an explosion happens at your enemies feet! It only affects one person per turn though. But fire damage!

Anonymous asked:

Please.

I need the rubles

To feed my sixteen salmon

Okay Cleo, what kind of merch do you have?

Avatar

I have...

Used candles

This thing

A dying man in a living room whos shadow paces the floor

And an extra action called "bang!" You clap your hands and explode your enemies

I WANT THE LIZARD THING FOR 10000000 ROUBLES

THAT'S A LOTTA MONEY

I did a robbery. Dont worry abt it. Can i has the lizzard???

sure...you can have the BANG! With it too

[<Garden lizard> was added to Kayda's inventory]

[<BANG!> was added to Kayda's ACTIONS]

SNIPPING SNIPPING SNIPPING GOES THE SCISSOR MAN

PUTTING END TO EVIL DOERS GAMES

SNIPPING SNIPPING SNIPPING GOES THE SCISSOR MAN

MAYBE YOU ARE IN HIS BOOK OF NAMES

put it on

*cocks a nerf gun*

thats just.. a toy gun.

what are you gonna do with a toy gun..?

im...well its big for me!

Im 6 inches tall! Its hard being a faerie!

okay fine ill put the blindfold on

HAHA

Youve fallen for my trap!

what

what trap i can just

take the blindfold off

my...hold on. The lever's stuck, just stay on that trapdoor

You know, even if this kills me

I can go get the people from another place to just duplicate me ( @messenger-faith-interpreter )

just...it's not working :(

want me to like jump on the trapdoor or smth

well...*Sigh*

never mind.

just tell me your name

the thing is

im litterally the humanized version of the colour light greyish blue

and uhh

i forgot my name

...so I cant steal ur name

*walks away, leaving you in a fucking death trap*

put it on

*cocks a nerf gun*

thats just.. a toy gun.

what are you gonna do with a toy gun..?

im...well its big for me!

Im 6 inches tall! Its hard being a faerie!

okay fine ill put the blindfold on

HAHA

Youve fallen for my trap!

what

what trap i can just

take the blindfold off

my...hold on. The lever's stuck, just stay on that trapdoor

You know, even if this kills me

I can go get the people from another place to just duplicate me ( @messenger-faith-interpreter )

just...it's not working :(

want me to like jump on the trapdoor or smth

well...*Sigh*

never mind.

just tell me your name

put it on

*cocks a nerf gun*

thats just.. a toy gun.

what are you gonna do with a toy gun..?

im...well its big for me!

Im 6 inches tall! Its hard being a faerie!

okay fine ill put the blindfold on

HAHA

Youve fallen for my trap!

what

what trap i can just

take the blindfold off

my...hold on. The lever's stuck, just stay on that trapdoor

You know, even if this kills me

I can go get the people from another place to just duplicate me ( @messenger-faith-interpreter )

just...it's not working :(

put it on

*cocks a nerf gun*

thats just.. a toy gun.

what are you gonna do with a toy gun..?

im...well its big for me!

Im 6 inches tall! Its hard being a faerie!

okay fine ill put the blindfold on

HAHA

Youve fallen for my trap!

what

what trap i can just

take the blindfold off

my...hold on. The lever's stuck, just stay on that trapdoor

put it on

*cocks a nerf gun*

thats just.. a toy gun.

what are you gonna do with a toy gun..?

im...well its big for me!

Im 6 inches tall! Its hard being a faerie!

okay fine ill put the blindfold on

HAHA

Youve fallen for my trap!

I was tagged by @renanan88 and I’m putting it here so it not so long -w-

hair color: dark brown and washed out green

Favorite color: orange!!!

favorite drink: horchata

one thing i love about myself: my humor I thinks..πŸ€”I feel awkward saying it but I be laughing at my own jokes

if i could be an animal: GUINEA PIG😭πŸ₯Ή

dream place to visit: I already been there but I wanna be in Chicago

one thing i’m looking forward to: school and then I see all my friends and I get to ice skate too

biggest dream: i wanna go on a big giant road trip across the US

song that’s permanently on repeat: far east man by George harrison

he he thanks for tagging me

hair color: black and at the very moment im typing this i also have a little red tuft..its an extension

favorite drink: hmm.. arih apple flavor also original redbull

one thing i love about myself: actually my hair right now because i used a really amazing shampoo and conditioner

if i could be an animal: a kitty

dream place to visit: hmmm any big advanced city or Thailand

one thing im looking forward to: i might eat a cream puff soon

biggest dream: IDK

song thats permanently on repeat: dejavu - luna sea!!!

haiii set and vink

hair color: like very dark plum

fav color: terracotta / burnt sienna

fav drink: mocha hazelnut latte

one thing i love about myself: my big luscious lips mmm

if i could be an animal: hmmmmm......... tent reznor

dream place to visit: soho OR london (going there in april!!!!!)

looking forward to: being da cute new kid at school

biggest dream: being a forensic examiner

song thats permanently on repeat: the stars (are out tonight) - david bowie

hi micah thank yewww!

hair color: light ish reddish brown

fav color: black

fav drink: cheap aldi white wine

one thing i love about myself: i love that i’m not as scared to Try things anymore

if i could be an animal: uhhhh uhhmmm the unspecified one in nine inch nails’s closer ig

dream place to visit: my beloved’s hometown ^_^

looking forward to: my endocrinology class!

biggest dream: becoming a doctor

song on repeat: bobby by phoebe bridgers. it’s doing damage.

yiipipiieee!!! thankk you for the tag! πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

hair color: brown!

Favorite color: green!!

favorite drink: root beer 😎

one thing i love about myself: I know how to entertain myself

if i could be an animal: well it has to be a cat lol

dream place to visit: many such places, but rn ive been obsessing over italy again

one thing i’m looking forward to: my friend's powerpoint birthday party tonight!!!!!!!

biggest dream: be able to speak italian without forgetting all the stupid words

song that’s permanently on repeat: somethings burning by 12 rounds

Hair color - Brown

Favorite color - Yellow!!!!!

Favorite drink - idk probably like hot chocolate or ice water

One thing I love about myself - my love of the performance arts and the arts in general

If I could be an animal - probably like a canine of some kind like a fox or dog

Dream place to visit - probably Europe or some place in the Mediterranean

One thing I'm looking forward to - Getting to go to bed

Biggest dream - probably to get a nice job and live in the mountains

Song that's permanently on repeat - I don't have one permanently on repeat but I've been listening to Locked in Ammonia by Oricade a lot recently

Open & no pressure tags -

Hair color - brown

Favorite color - teal

One thing I love about myself - my creativity!

If I could be an animal - cat, I want to laze about all day and be fed

Dream place to visit - Niagara Falls from the Canadian side, I've seen the U.S. side but not the Canadian and I want to

One thing I'm looking forward to - everything Pantheon

Biggest dream - being a published author

Song on repeat - currently, I don't have one but I probably will get one eventually, I guess Soldier Poet King in minor key by Lydia the Bard

Hair colour: dirty blonde

Fav colour: green

One thing i love abt myself: my polymathy (not a disease i promise)

If i could be an animal: crow :3 (or raven)

Dream place to visit: the netherlands or scotland (prev: when you visit niagra i can meet u there!)

One thing im looking forward to: starting hrt 😭

Biggest dream: make a successful video game / be hired by team cherry

Song on repeat: escape rope by origami angel

whoa the moots list gettin long

hair: brown

Fav colour: yellow

Smth I love about myself: idk

If i could be an animal: a cat so I could get all the pets

Dream place to visit: oregon or Massachusetts

one thing looking forward to: new band

Biggest dream: become mildly popular

Song on rep: no name 6 - Elliott smith