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β₯ ry

@ryans-crypt

boys give me head. girls also give me head

brendon urie playing blackbird by the beatles 😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh boy😭😭😭😭 cries😭

They’re on Reddit saying texting β€œhi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

I would tear it into pieces with my hands.

Who the fuck are you?

Fuck you for the anxiety you gave me from getting a letter from a name and address I don’t recognize.

Fuck you for the time you made me waste having to open that letter.

Fuck you for the complete bullshit feeling of finding out that you literally just wrote β€œhi” and expected that to communicate anything or resolve anything.

I don’t know your stupid douchebag ass, and I don’t want to. Fuck all the way off.

I’m here all pissed off just from imagining that hypothetical. It’s nothing short of disgusting that SOME shitheads think that this is acceptable behavior.

You need to be euthanized

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hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so yβ€” oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app stoβ€” no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

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beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

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The first time I took acid my friend and I were trying to make a ranked list of different divination methods and number one on the list was β€œyou already know the information”