I recently started a relisten of the podcast and I'm falling in love with it all over again.
pros of an original setting: you're not constrained by the politics, geography, history, or even physics of the real world even a little bit
cons of an original setting: you have to Name Everything now. Good luck!
if you regularly buy pants clothes from the women's section, the one Sewing Trick i am begging you to learn is how to add/extend pocket size. there's so many good online guides please you are being CHEATED on pocket real estate it's an OUTRAGE. even if u have to hand sew that sucker it's so worth it (tho some libraries/fabric stores can lend/sell you sewing machine time fyi. heck you'd be surprised how cheaply your local tailor might be willing to do the alteration for)
your pocket should be able to fit your phone, bare miniumum. that is the standard for even the shittiest men's pants. even men's swimsuits.
let your spite whet your needle, bloodlust guide your thread. and always remember: the men's section beckons to you (especially if you want colorful shorts in a relaxed fit)
YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!
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What was the last fresh fruit you ate?
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
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Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something
wow this scene in my head is great. once i write all 50,000 words to get there then you'll understand too
Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.
some bettalices that will go on main later. Been trying to polish up a TON of doodles to make up for my posting drought lol
SOME OF TS PISSES ME OFF I’LL FIX IT LATER I hate art 💖💖🌷🥹💖💖🌷🥹🥹 it’s so my everything forever. Also drawing them almost kissing was fun nd then I cringed and almost fell out my chair sorry everyone
AWW….SO CUTE 🥹🥹🥹
why is it that thirteen year olds online can save more people from suicide than health centres?
This is actually so funny to me. I hope puritans who migrated from Wattpad are so shocked and terrified by the fact AO3 is actually against censorship that they come crawling back to Wattpad and leave AO3 alone forever.
Like why are you surprised that the site that was created specifically to host dark/taboo/fucked up fics—that were banned on pro censorship platforms—because the founders are proships who got tired of censorship, actually hosts and allows dark/taboo/fucked up fics that were banned on pro censorship platforms 😭 Your report will do nothing because AO3 EXPLICITLY ALLOWS AND WELCOMES DARK/TABOO/FUCKED UP FICS. AO3 IS THE PLATFORM THAT WAS CREATED FOR DARK/TABOO/FUCKED UP FICS.
Imagine willingly walking into the Freak and Pervert Factory and then being shocked because the Freak and Pervert Factory is actually a home for the Freaks and Perverts.
Your cats are not "manipulating" you they are communicating with you. They do not understand why you're limiting their food supply or keeping them indoors or preventing them from ruining your furniture or whatever.
When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.
They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.
When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.
Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.
They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.
Not because they're scheming about how to control you, but because they don't know how to communicate with you any other way.