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𝟏𝟖+ 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 ❀ 𝐣.𝐝.𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ❀ 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐧

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 || det. jimmy baxter x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 || you figured a detective didn't get much joy out of talking to a streetwalker, even if it was a necessary evil to get information; and while you weren't jumping at the chance to be a snitch, you at least found your dynamic with the stoic detective somewhat... entertaining.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 || 6.7k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 || HEAVY DUBCON SMUT (18+ only), coercion (hence the heavy dubcon), oral m receiving, overstimulation, some hair pulling, very inappropriate use of handcuffs, prostitution (duh), infidelity + wedding ring kink (yeahhh I'm going to hell), wee bit of misogyny ('bitch' specifically), arguably a dark version of the grumpy x sunshine trope, generally dark themes even outside of the sexual element

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 || back by absolutely no demand, another rami character fic - you don't need to know anything about this movie or character to read the fic, he's just a cop who is not this corrupt canonically but def questionable and most importantly very very hot with anger issues <3

You smirked to yourself when you saw the familiar car slow down, sending waves through the inky-black puddles of rain by the pavement.  You approached it perhaps a bit too eagerly, your heels making a click-clack on the ground with each step. 

sometimes you're just in the mood to make out with a girl while she's getting fucked by a guy and then eat her out after he finishes inside. is this a mood other people experience or

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

ok we're settling this discourse right now

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- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

calling a fic self-indulgent is kinda silly cause who tf else would i be indulging

JD my male bosses at work were talking about “the batman” and honest to god I accidentally slipped up and called him “Eddie Nash”

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oh my god that moment when you have to pretend to not be obsessed with something when it comes up in real life... many such cases

One of the big things I think these 'it should be acceptable to leave concrit on fanfic even if the author isn't looking for it' people are missing is that giving constructive feedback is also a skill and they usually don't have it

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I just got into Dominic sessa and started looking for fics. The joy I felt when I saw your username pop up is crazy.

it is really the best feeling to look for fics and see someone whose style you already like!! I'm so glad you can enjoy them hehe I wish I had more but maybe someday 👀

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PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

this post is officially a decade old now

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.

so did we all have a doomed sapphic coworker situationship we still think about sometimes or is that just me