Happy birthday, Edward Nashton!
Ancient Greek Interior by Jean-Léon Gérôme
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.
earlgreydreamreplies asked:
the way I rose from the FUCKING DEAD when I saw Edward Nash on my dashboard like I was a goddamn sleeper agent
mypoisonedvine answered:
it IS the back from the dead sleepover so, you’re on brand
