no strings webs attached | (dark) arachnid!peter parker x reader

summary | you've been hooking up with peter for a few months, letting him use you and never asking for more. but after he goes through some... changes, you end up getting more after all; unfortunately, it might be more than you can handle.

word count | 5.4k

warnings | HEAVY DUBCON SMUT 18+ ONLY (starts consensual but he ignores the safeword but then she's lowkey having a good time so idk I'm on the fence with the noncon element), breeding kink, biting, overstimulation, choking, some hair pulling, possessiveness, angst!!, unrequited feelings, reader needed therapy before this but will definitely need therapy after this

does this count as brand new day spoilers? not really, it's hardly got any plot anyway but here it is, and yes I feel like a lot of people have done pretty similar things with this general premise but here's my take on it, enjoy ya filthy animals!

This thing you and Peter had, it was better left undefined.  Maybe just because, no matter how you tried to define it, you always ended up looking like a slut.

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 || det. jimmy baxter x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 || you figured a detective didn't get much joy out of talking to a streetwalker, even if it was a necessary evil to get information; and while you weren't jumping at the chance to be a snitch, you at least found your dynamic with the stoic detective somewhat... entertaining.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 || 6.7k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 || HEAVY DUBCON SMUT (18+ only), coercion (hence the heavy dubcon), oral m receiving, overstimulation, some hair pulling, very inappropriate use of handcuffs, prostitution (duh), infidelity + wedding ring kink (yeahhh I'm going to hell), wee bit of misogyny ('bitch' specifically), arguably a dark version of the grumpy x sunshine trope, generally dark themes even outside of the sexual element

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 || back by absolutely no demand, another rami character fic - you don't need to know anything about this movie or character to read the fic, he's just a cop who is not this corrupt canonically but def questionable and most importantly very very hot with anger issues <3

You smirked to yourself when you saw the familiar car slow down, sending waves through the inky-black puddles of rain by the pavement.  You approached it perhaps a bit too eagerly, your heels making a click-clack on the ground with each step. 

nahep - (softdark) akmenrah x reader

nahep (ancient egyptian language): awake from sleep or repose from death

word count: 4.1k

warnings: soft!dark NONCON/dubcon smut (THIS IS FOR ADULTS WHO UNDERSTAND FICTION IS NOT REAL AND WHO KNOW HOW TO SCROLL PAST TRIGGERING CONTENT), character death?? (they're both dead so... it's not described though), yandere stalking obsession all that kind of stuff, possessiveness, some violence including a slap, biting, multiple orgasms/overstimulation, a hint of dacryphilia kind of?, fucking around with the night at the museum canon (as if that's what's wrong with this absolute abomination of a fic), presumably lots of historical/egyptological inaccuracies (I did some research especially about the language but this is not meant to be particularly educational lol), technically not inclusive since it makes the most sense for reader to be ethnically egyptian but if you want to be really specific there was actually racial diversity in ancient egypt so basically just don't overthink it it's porn

“Pharaoh Akmenrah’s tomb was unique in more ways than one.  The most famous would be his mystical golden tablet, said by legend to be able to bring back the dead; but a lesser-known detail was that he was buried alongside the mummy of a close servant.  The practice of killing servants to be mummified with the Pharaoh upon his death was generally abandoned generations before Akmenrah’s rule, however an exception was made for this unidentified female servant.  Historians believe she may have been a close friend, spiritual advisor, or concubine; regardless, her importance to merit entombment beside the young Pharaoh cannot be overstated.  Her clay sarcophagus was only recently rediscovered in a small Egyptian museum and is being reunited for the first time here as a new addition to our permanent collection.” — Inscription from the plaque outside the Egyptian wing of the American Museum of Natural History

𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗹 | "hot neighbor" (harris maderbach) x reader

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 | to some, he was hot neighbor, but to you, he was hot coworker-- and you figured he knew exactly what he was doing to you.

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 | 7.4k

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 | smut (18+ only!! minors gtfo), unprotected sex, creampie, oral m receiving, alcohol consumption, lots of dumb workplace flirting, basically porn with very minimal plot

You weren’t used to working in an office like this, even if your position here was incredibly similar to the last one.  All the departments actually talked to each other, had shared events— even went out after work to drink together, from time to time.  And that was how you ended up with something else you weren’t used to: a crush on a coworker.

𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 (part III) | frater imperator x reader

(part I) (part II)

𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 | your first trip together ends on a sour note as some of your suppressed concerns about your relationship begin to show, but a delayed wedding reception might turn it all around.

𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱 | 6.7k (fucking hell)

𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 | jealousy/insecurity, MORE heathers references for some reason???, alcohol consumption/slight intoxication, nothing too bad but I swear the slowburn is almost... burnt, or whatever just bear with me

𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 \ papa emeritus II (secondo) x reader

𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞 \ a visit to confession takes a sudden turn when the papa invites you to an immediate, more... hands-on atonement.

𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙 \ 4.6k

𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 \ SMUT (18+ ONLY PLEASE), semi-public sex, extreme religious themes/blasphemy, oral m receiving, creampie, degradation and praise, no aftercare cause he's a dick

we take a break from our regularly scheduled copia/frater programming to bring you some straight up nastiness about this creepy old zaddy

𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 (part II) | frater imperator x reader

read part I here

𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 | the wife of frater imperator is expected to maintain quite a full schedule, and you struggle to connect with your new husband when he keeps so busy... but that doesn't stop a few new developments in your relationship from occuring.

𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱 | 6k

𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 | smut-ish stuff (still 18+ only), sugar daddy copia vibes, mostly just fluff and awkward wholesomeness though

𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 (part I) | frater imperator x reader

𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 | when the newly-appointed head of the clergy decides (or, has it decided for him) that it is time to marry, he neither has time for nor has to worry about the stress of dating... he can just take his pick.

𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱 | 5.2k

𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 | for the series overall: smut (18+ only!!), arranged marriage, extreme religious themes, shy!reader, and lots of pining/slow-ish burn. for this chapter: mention of death and mostly just reader having anxiety... and a hint of my glove kink coming through but that's neither here nor there

this is probably not worth saying when it's already in the title but uh, rite here rite now spoilers. so sorry but it's literally what the fic is based on so I couldn't help it.

𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 | riley poole x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 - having a girlfriend who can decode secret messages comes in handy when you're a treasure hunter; and having a clingy, needy treasure hunter boyfriend can be annoying when you're trying to decode something, but you find a way to compromise.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 - 4.4k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 - SMUT (18+ only, and honestly who under 18 is watching this 20 year old movie about the declaration of independence? regardless, minors go away), established relationship, free use kink, touch of dumbification kink, FLIP PHONES (oh the noughties nostalgia), a totally unnecessary plot because everyone deserves a dose of colonial american history with their filth, riley and reader being nerdlove goals

(honestly can't believe I actually wrote this but now that I did I'm like hold up... is this my new obsession??)

When Ben answered the door obviously not ready, and obviously surprised by Riley’s presence, it didn’t take a genius to put together that he’d forgotten about tonight— which Riley had sort of seen coming, with how many times this one thing had been put off or rescheduled at the last minute.  One of the downsides of being a treasure hunter?  Your coworkers tend to be somewhat… unreliable.

𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 | angus tully x reader (series finale)

read 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 and 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 first!

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | angus has been waiting to see you again, but the more feelings get involved, the more complicated your affair becomes.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 7k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | SMUT (18+ only!!), mega angst but also fluff too, infidelity, boring old people parties, reader is still emotionally constipated and angus still has a breeding kink, but that's honestly it it's just a bunch of emotions so strap in folks!

Angus was pretty sure he broke some kind of record, with how quickly he ran back to his room after talking to you on the payphone.

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 | angus tully x reader

sequel to 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲, won't really make much sense without reading that!

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | holiday break can only last so long, but angus wants this to be more than a fling-- and you, as much as you want to deny it, already know it's more than a fling. the question remains if either one of you will admit it.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 5.3k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | SMUT (18+ only!!), age gap (not huge but angus is 18 and the reader is just out of college), semi-public sex, breeding kink, very inappropriate activities in a church, secret relationship, a wee bit of angst and fluff at the end!

part 3 coming soon!

“Fuck, I don’t wanna go back,” he groaned, dropping his head defeatedly into the crook of your neck.  “I never wanna go back to that horrible fucking school.”

𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 | angus tully x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | visiting home for the holidays, Angus runs into his old babysitter... or perhaps more importantly, his first real crush. the older, unattainable girl next door; the one that made him realize maybe cooties aren't all that bad. now he's older, too, and maybe you aren't quite as unattainable-- so long as he can play it cool and not make a complete idiot out of himself...

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 5.6k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | SMUT (18+ only!!), age gap (not huge but angus is 18 and the reader is just out of college), semi-public/car sex, drug use (watch out for the devil's lettuce y'all!!) as well as brief cigarette use, inexperienced/virgin angus

technically this is a christmas fic so if you noticed that I'm posting it in january, no you didn't and mind your business <3

The sky was pitch black, and the world was dark— even with all those Christmas lights, their colorful glow seemed to be absorbed so quickly in the gloom of the evening. 

𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 | laszlo kreizler x reader

𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓻𝔂 | being a traditional, well-behaved woman, you saved yourself for marriage. but the things your new husband has planned for you are... less than traditional, and might just show how poorly behaved you can be.

𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 | over 9k

𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 | SMUT (18+ only!!), virginity loss, age gap (unspecific; laszlo is in his 40s, reader is probably 20-25), multiple orgasms/overstimulation, fingering, oral f receiving, squirting, shy/innocent reader, religious reader (but nothing tooo shame-y or anything), some innocence kink, a hint of medical kink?, slightly pervy laszlo?!?! (moreso he's just a wee bit of a weirdo and says some cringe stuff but like. that's just his vibe sorry)

Laszlo was such an impossible paradox of a man.  Especially compared to the sort of man you always thought you’d marry— what you’d been raised for, even.