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i think everybody is 20 right now

everyone on earth is 20 years old

now everyone is 29 years old. everyone on earth

thanks for bringing this back to my attention. everyone is now 31 years old

let me decide for each please

Think like Windows... decide like Anubis

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

this is awful. try it

hey man quick question. you okay?

that's none of my business

Enjoy noise

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while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

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