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sreegs

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Ex-Tumblr staff. Old posts in the archive
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ah good, you're awake. i have good news and bad news.

good news: you survived the accident and you will have no lasting physical injuries.

bad news: part of your brain is a Dell Poweredge 8450 that has a load-bearing instance of a Team Fortress Classic 24/7 2fort server running on it and we cant disconnect it from the internet

you try to remember your grandmother and you just see this instead:

awp! πŸ‘†not TF2

listen y'all are going to have to read

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ah good, you're awake. i have good news and bad news.

good news: you survived the accident and you will have no lasting physical injuries.

bad news: part of your brain is a Dell Poweredge 8450 that has a load-bearing instance of a Team Fortress Classic 24/7 2fort server running on it and we cant disconnect it from the internet

you try to remember your grandmother and you just see this instead:

awp! πŸ‘†not TF2

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ah good, you're awake. i have good news and bad news.

good news: you survived the accident and you will have no lasting physical injuries.

bad news: part of your brain is a Dell Poweredge 8450 that has a load-bearing instance of a Team Fortress Classic 24/7 2fort server running on it and we cant disconnect it from the internet

you try to remember your grandmother and you just see this instead:

ah good, you're awake. i have good news and bad news.

good news: you survived the accident and you will have no lasting physical injuries.

bad news: part of your brain is a Dell Poweredge 8450 that has a load-bearing instance of a Team Fortress Classic 24/7 2fort server running on it and we cant disconnect it from the internet

I kind of think Disco Elysium is one of those things where a bunch of people like it so you might just think it's some bullshit but it's actually good. Like look. It's not the game's fault that tumblr can't stop doing the overbearing babygirlifying thing. Like tumblr has a kind of enthusiasm that erases the actual thing

like sometimes i think what tumblr does to their favorite media is genuinely the opposite of love. i am not joking at all when i say this.

my favorite parts of poirot is when he makes fun of british food