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@bugmuscle

*may still sometimes blaspheme

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About the blog

Hi, I'm Josh, prev. known as Carby. He/him, gay, cis, 30s like the rest of our aging population on here. Based in the US so I apologize if I contribute to any centricisms. I do try to tag US political content for filtering out if needed.

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Oh hello new people. Where are you coming from? Bring any snacks?

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Puki i had a dream where you died and everyone on the planet was at your funeral except Michelle Obama

She never did like how close I was to her husband. she resented me for it.

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what’s your favorite bug

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gotta be dragonflies. they're both dragons, and flies. like a platypus! which is also a bug

man it really does hit you sometimes in the workforce that we really are just a bunch of idiots doing some bullshit. all of us. from CEO down to the temporary employees. we are just apes smashing keys and pulling levers and hooting and hollering about KPIs and UKG timecards. Bitch where are the berries

"I'm gonna need that system analysis by end of day if possible" how about we go sit by a river actually. Come here dumbass