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By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right…

Myron is a scientist working at the Stables for the Mordinos and a potential companion in Fallout 2.

Background[edit]

Myron is a 19 year old "pasty-faced teenager" with greasy hair and a faint smell of formaldehyde,[2] as well as a "weasely, know-it-all attitude."[3][Pub 1] Myron works in a lab at the Stables with its lead researcher, Marjorie Reed.[4][5] Myron was responsible for laying the groundwork for the creation of Jet, a highly-addictive methamphetamine.[6] At the Stables, he also experiments with creating new drugs and new forms of Jet.[7][8][9][10][11]

Jet[edit]

Prior to the creation of Jet, the Mordinos had been farming Peyote Cactus to sell to tourists as the "Reno experience."[12] When Myron joined the Mordinos, they provided him with a lab at the Stables[13] to produce a drug that the miners in Redding could easily become addicted to, in order to control the town.[14] Coca plants and opium poppies, or "veggie extracts," were experimented with initially before it was determined that the climate following the Great War rendered them impossible to grow.[15][16] They moved onto shrooms as a testbed,[16] as "hallucinogens [had] low overhead" and could be grown with enough Brahmin manure.[17][18]

Myron tested derivatives of lysergic acid diethylamide and psilocybin,[18] though states that he wanted it to be a "hard-hitter" that did not rely on veggie extracts.[19] After experimenting with shrooms, it was discovered that the fumes from the Brahmin manure in the fertilizer vats caused the slaves to become high.[19][20] This was due to a protein extract that Pre-War meat companies were testing.[21] However, the extract was dropped, as it was discovered that skin bacteria easily contaminated it, making it act as an amphetamine when ingested.[21][22] As a result, much of the contaminated extracts were fed to the Pre-War cows, causing the fumes from the Brahmin manure to act as an amphetamine.[19][23]

Following this discovery, about a hundred slaves were tested to refine the Jet formula, with most passing away from heart attacks, cerebral hemorrhages and psychotic episodes.[24][25] Myron states that the Mordinos don't give him the "R-E-S-P-E-C-T," instead telling him to "shut up" or to "go back to the lab." He is able to create Antidote, Stimpaks and Super Stimpaks for the Chosen One if given the proper materials.

Endings[edit]

If Myron was spoken to, an ending slide for Myron mentions that he was stabbed to death by a Jet addict less than a year after the defeat of the Enclave, while he was drinking at a bar in the Den. His discovery of Jet was "quickly forgotten," with no one remembering his name.[26]

Publications[edit]

Myron is a crack scientist working in New Reno. If you can stand his weasely, know-it-all attitude, he’ll help you with his Science Skill.Fallout 2 Official Strategies & Secrets

Interactions Overview[edit]

Interactions
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This character is a permanent companion.
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This character has a talking head.
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This character is involved in quests.
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This character offers miscellaneous services. He may create the following chems if given the ingredients:

1 One must first mention super stimpaks when selecting how many regular stimpaks to make with Science 76% and INT 8.

Death animation[edit]

Myron death animation
Myron death animation.gif

Statistics[edit]

+ Primary Statistics Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4
Strength 04 04 04 04
Perception 06 06 07 07
Endurance 04 04 04 04
Charisma 05 05 05 05
Intelligence 08 08 09 09
Agility 04 05 05 05
Luck 06 07 07 07


+ Secondary Statistics Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4
Hit Points 77 92 107 122
Armor Class 4 5 5 5
Action Points 7 7 7 8
Carry Weight 125 125 125 125
Melee Damage 1 1 1 1
Sequence 12 12 14 14
Healing Rate 1 1 1 1


+ Tagged Skills Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4
Small Guns 55% 60% 65% 70%
Energy Weapons 65% 75% 85% 95%
Unarmed 55% 55% 60% 60%
Melee Weapons 55% 55% 60% 60%
Throwing 16% 25% 30% 35%
First Aid 55% 60% 65% 70%
Doctor 40% 45% 50% 55%
Science 95% 115% 130% 145%

Inventory[edit]

WeaponOther itemsOn death
Needler PistolJet
Jimmy Hats (red) x2
Stimpak x6
Super Stimpak x4
Empty Hypodermic
$1 NCR x54
HN Needler cartridge x30
empty

Notes[edit]

  • A charismatic female (or Porn Star) will change his dialogue tree to a sexual tone with the Chosen One.
  • If the Chosen One is female and has an INT score of less than 4, Myron will offer a drink spiked with drugs in their initial meeting. Accepting with an END score of 5 or less will result in the Chosen One falling unconscious; upon waking, their sex counter will have increased by one. Accepting with an END score of 6 or higher will result in Myron complaining that the drugs were ineffective and dismissing the Chosen One. This dialogue can only happen before he is recruited as a party member.
  • Even if he dies during the game, he will always have the same ending.
  • In New Reno's Shark Club, the comedian there will eventually start making fun of Myron.
  • Killing him does not result in the Childkiller reputation, instead it does grant +5 Karma.
  • John Cassidy expresses disgust towards Myron.
  • If the Chosen One's party is full, Myron will refuse to travel with them. If Marcus is in the party, he will say that he "doesn't hang with mutant trash," then add, to Marcus, "ah-heh, no offense, big guy."
  • If the Chosen One makes him wait and develops temporarily lower Charisma due to chem usage, he will refuse to join the party again until stats return.
  • If the Chosen One comes to the Stables by car, Myron will comment on it.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Okay, okay! I'll wait here! Phew. You could show me a little more respect, you know. I am MYRON."
  • "By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right'"
  • "What the hell are you talking about?"
  • "So you finally wise up, beautiful? Finally realize that I'm the only one for you?"
  • "Guards ain't worth the chips you pay for 'em...well, my retarded friend, we've been introduced, so why don't you GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE NOW!"

Appearances[edit]

Myron appears in Fallout 2.

Behind the Scenes[edit]

Gallery[edit]

References[edit]

  1. NcJimmyJ.msg: "Myron's barely nineteen."
  2. Myron's character description: "{200}{}{You see a pasty-faced teenager. His hair is greasy, and he smells faintly of formaldehyde.}"
    "{201}{}{You see Myron. He's looking around like a ferret.}"
    "{202}{}{You see Myron. He sniffs occasionally, as if he has a cold.}"
    (Myron's dialogue)
  3. NcJimmyJ.msg: "Myron's barely nineteen."
  4. "You see the lead researcher, Marjorie Reed."
    (NcResear.msg)
  5. Chosen One: "Is Myron your boss?"
    Marjorie Reed: "You COULD call it that. He's a smart one, I'll give him that, but he doesn't care much about what goes on up here. He mostly stays in the basement vault…no visitors except for the train of prostitutes. Typical project leader."
    (NcResear.msg)
  6. Chosen One: "I know a fair amount about the composition and manufacture of base neurochemical compounds, and I think I could be of some assistance in your studies."
    Marjorie Reed: "Hmmmm. All right then. Let me give you a run-down on what we do here: we test the effects and potency of a metamphetamine called Jet."
    (NcResear.msg)
  7. Chosen One: "Tell me about this place."
    Myron: "The Stables? We test new kinds o' Jet here. What about it?"
    (NhMyron.msg)
  8. Chosen One: "Who is this kid and where is he?"
    Lil' Jesus Mordino: "Kid's name's Myron. We got him set up in the stables, north of town, testing new drugs. You could go over and see him if you want, but he's busy most of the time... either with the drugs or the women."
    (NcLilJes.msg)
  9. Chosen One: "Tell me about this place."
    Myron: "The Stables? We test new kinds o' Jet here. What about it?"
    (NhMyron.msg)
  10. Stables scientist: "Myron...this new mild hallucinogen you've developed is promising, but it is not as addictive as jet."
    (NcScient.msg)
  11. Stables scientist: "Test results from Jet Beta are very promising, but..."
    (NcScient.msg)
  12. Chosen One: "HOW did you develop it, smart guy?"
    Myron: "Ah, Christ. Well...when I came across the Mordino family way back when, they were farming peyote cacti and trying to sell it to tourists as the 'Reno experience.' Total bullshit."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  13. Chosen One: "You happy here?"
    Myron: "Pretty much. They give me whores, cash, drugs. My own lab. The creative freedom I need to make magic, but, well...no, naw, it's a good gig."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  14. Chosen One: "How do you mean?"
    Myron: "See, old Jesus Mordino wanted something that the Redding miners would get addicted to fast AND make them work harder. So, I said, 'no prob,' right?"
    (NhMyron.msg)
  15. Chosen One: "Fine, fine. What was the problem with making barbiturates?"
    Myron: "Problem is, in the new climate, we can't grow most of the veggies needed for the best drugs."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  16. 16.0 16.1 Chosen One: "I'm with you."
    Myron: "Couldn't grow coca plants, opium poppies -- and man did we try -- so we figured our best bet was shrooms."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  17. Chosen One: "Why?"
    Myron: "You can grow 'em if you use plenty o' brahmin shit as fertilizer."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  18. 18.0 18.1 Chosen One: "OK..."
    Myron: "Plus, hallucinogens have low overhead, so I start experimenting with derivatives of lysergic acid diethylamide and psilocybin. Still…"
    (NhMyron.msg)
  19. 19.0 19.1 19.2 Chosen One: "Still...?"
    Myron: "Still, I really wanted to whip up a hard-hitter that didn't rely on veggie extracts. Man, was I an idiot, 'cause the answer turned out to BE the extracts, or, more precisely, what they were growing IN."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  20. Chosen One: "Yes...?"
    Myron: "See, we start experimenting with the brahmin shit as fertilizer for the shrooms, except get this; then, we noticed the slaves working fertilizer vats were getting high from the fumes…"
    (NhMyron.msg)
  21. 21.0 21.1 Chosen One: "I see. Go back to talking about Jet production."
    Myron: "Before the Big One some meat companies were experimenting with a cheap protein extract for growing food, but they had to ditch it. One little skin bacteria contaminates it, and it's all screwed."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  22. Chosen One: "Screwed? How?"
    Myron: "The contaminated version acted like an amphetamine when ingested. Little side effect. Don't ask. It's, uh, technical."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  23. Chosen One: "So…did you somehow get a hold of this protein extract?"
    Myron: "I didn't have to. When they first screwed up, they contaminated tons of that shit. And rather than ditch it, they fed it to their brahmin herds to try and recoup their losses."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  24. Chosen One: "I thought so."
    Myron: "By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right…"
    (NhMyron.msg)
  25. Chosen One: "How much testing exactly?"
    Myron: "Hmmm...about a hundred slaves? Mostly heart attacks, cerebral hemorrhages, psychotic episodes...that sort of thing."
    (NhMyron.msg)
  26. Fallout 2 ending: "Myron died less than a year after the defeat of the Enclave, stabbed by a jet addict while drinking in the Den. His discovery of jet was quickly forgotten, and now there is no one who remembers his name."
  27. Myron: "{426}{}{Good thing playing D&D all those years taught me a few things about courage, in one of his combat barks.}"
    (NhMyron.msg)
Publications
  1. Fallout 2 Official Strategies & Secrets p.39: Myron:
    "Myron is a crack scientist working in New Reno. If you can stand his weasely, know-it-all attitude, he’ll help you with his Science Skill."
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