i'm like if a lover hated everything they see

winston running <3

women don't want me and fish don't even fear or like me. theyre indifferent

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

sorry I ruin everything I have the everything ruining disorder

what the fuck am i going to do about me

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

Stare at the sun too long, and you'll go blind.

Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?

Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.

Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you can shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3

overheard comment today : mate the fucking....rosemary and sea salt focaccia.....madness brother

I grew all these bones

i could never be normal about anything. i dont have it in me

the vibes are SOOOOOO BAD recently OMFGGG. or i’m just depressed idk but does no one else feel this like holy fuck ….

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks