emmeline intrigues me….
oh hazel you do indulge me..... Emmeline-Richard Montgomery is a dandy, over privileged, hedonistic layabout waste of space with too much money and cheerful bloodlust for anyone to tolerate. She is one half of my cheesy lesbian spy thriller about the British secret intelligence service deciding their best bet for assassinating a sitting US president is to send one (1) highly organized operative (Farah Malik) and one (1) freelance serial killer (Emmeline-Richard) and hope for the best. Farah does it out of some warped sense of patriotism that no one can quite figure out, and Emmeline does it because she's bored. And because her father has decided if she can't find herself a proper job by the time she graduates, she'll be forced to enlist in the RAF, like every other black sheep in the family. I write it to cheer me up, to self-indulge, and to practice. some excepts of stupidity for your viewing pleasure:
i just won a nobel chaos prize for freaking out
I'd like to say something normal soon
having ocs is awesome. you go “ask me about my ocs” and then somebody asks and then suddenly youve never imagined anything ever
But if it was a GIRL hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride trying to holla at me then I might feel differently...
if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days
When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music
no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it
I found this on the public printer yesterday and now it's part of our decor and I'm kind of obsessed
