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"Real" Language "Facts"

@real-language-facts

the only thing for sure is that its language (this blog posts bullshit. if you are affected by unreality interact with caution and/or feel free to block the hell out of me)
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a language is a single fuck sex sex fuck

real-sex-facts...?

I often - momentarily - think (and let myself believe) that your username is actually real-luggage-facts.

And yet whilst I am understandably and repeatedly devastated by the reality of your true nature, I console myself with the fact that, in some inexplicable yet profound way, you do in fact holdall knowledge.

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well i've made enough posts about hit stevenson novel "the wrong box" that i may actually be real-luggage-facts sometimes

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which IPA symbol should I put on my tramp stamp?

all of them. just the entire chart above your but

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what's your opinion on provocatives? like the vocative case but pro

If you take antivocatives you have to take provocatives to replenish your bodys natural vocatives

i just got 6 of your posts in a row on my dash wtf

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technically all posts are my posts because theyre all made out of lanugage

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what if they made an english 3 where it is the exact same as english but something mysterious is diffrent

replacing regular english with english 3 right now

in FriendlyLanguage you don't say piss off you say KISS off because basically it's a lovely nicey

alien language is real, it is spoken underwater by 3 specific octopusses who are gatekeeping it from humans

Can we get some real language opinions? As a treat?

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i do not have opinions as i am being controlled by forces beyond my understanding