Reblogged stormytitan
Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
Reblogged cyrannus95
Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-
Reblogged stormytitan
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:
But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
Reblog to hit a
transphobe with a separate
seat for one person
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Man, finding fictional characters you really cherish is so weird because it's like:
let me hold you, so gently, in my open palms; against my chest, my heart, so near to me. I want to protect you, to adore forever in this small jar with tiny air holes thoughtfully and meticulously poked through the lid. and now I will VIOLENTLY SHAKE—
Reblogged cao-the-dreamer
Seong Gi-hun ♡
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Hopefully tumblr doesn't pancake the res on this because there's so much brushwork in this thing! I had fun bringing @teh-tawnz's swashbuckling, force-using, rebellion-fighting, adopted duros son of Hondo Ohnaka to life. I present: Hep Ohnaka-Dystraay. Time: 20h 54m Clip Studio Paint Pro + Wacom Intuos tablet [Comms are open~] [For use by the Commission-owner only. Do not repost. Not for profit, personal or AI-use]
It's him!! My disaster boy!! I am sooo in love with the lighting and the brushwork on this piece, and the swish of his coat is just delicious. <3 <3 Consider @thesmollestnerd for your next commission, they're a delight and one of my favourite humans!
Reblogged cyrannus95
Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.
Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.
Lizardsex I love you...
The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???
sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer
... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.
This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.
Reblogged daggerslesbian
you have to post about your ocs. even if you get zero notes. if your ocs are lame its even more imperative you post about them.
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i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
