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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

#epic the musical #penelope of ithaca #odysseus #odysseus of ithaca #ithica saga #they're truly made for each other #epic #epic ithaca saga #jorge rivera herrans #the odyssey #Odysseus: 🥺#penelope x odysseus #ody you're too smart to be asking your wife stupid ass questions #incorrect epic quotes

thetiredprometheus

Odysseus: I am no longer the man you fell in love with- hold up

Penelope: What's wrong my love?

Odysseus: wait here, I need to go back to the underworld and beat up a certain prophet, I'll be home for dinner

#That's why you don't trust oracles they're NEVER helpful #epic the musical #odysseus #tiresias #the ithaca saga #epic the underworld saga #incorrect epic quotes #incorrect epic the musical quotes #no longer you #would you fall in love with me again #Funny #Memes

dyingroses

Antonius: this cruel world doesn’t give out presents just for being good

Telemachus: *continues to be a precious cinnamon roll*

Hermes: delivery for prince Telemachus of Ithaca

Telemachus: that’s me

Hermes: sign here, kid

Telemachus: *signs*

Hermes: *brings over Odysseus with a giant bow and a little tag on him that says “To: Telemachus, From: Athena.”

little-cereal-draws

Odysseus: Eurylochus, how would you react if I brought a baby back home with us?

Eurylochus: What’s under your cloak?

Odysseus:

Odysseus: I think you already know

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thequeershow

Diomedes: I'll give you 100 drachmas if you punch your best friend right now.

Odysseus: Done!

Odysseus walking up to Palamedes: Hey, best friend!

Palamedes: I'm not your friend-- *gets punched in the stomach*

Palamedes: *crying on the floor*

Odysseus: Done, give me my money.

#Diomedes knew he was going to do this #he just wants to see Odysseus getting into a fight!!#and the short liar strikes again!#epic #incorrect epic the musical quotes #incorrect epic quotes #epic musical #epic the musical #the iliad #the odyssey #greek myth quotes #greek mithology #diomedes #odysseus #palamedes

otherthingys

I need the EPIC animators to make a quick series starting with Poseidon taunting Odysseus with the fact that he can’t kill a god, and Odysseus saying he knows; that whole scene.

Then there being flashbacks of his time on Calypso’s island and it’s just scenes of her trying to have a good time with him but every time she turns away Odysseus tries to pull off some Tom and Jerry style trap to kill her but they all fail.

I need this.

viablemess

I should not be allowed to access incorrect quote generators anymore I have a stupid amount of those saved on my phone now

#incorrect quote generator #incorrect quotes #incorrect epic quotes #epic the musical #polites epic the musical #eurylochus #odysseus #polites #meme #idk if im doing them right tho