giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

im so hungry i could eat a meal

Walrus With Ivory Tusks, c. 1950. Inuit Culture. Stone, Ivory and Pigment. 8,3 cm x 17,8 cm x 13,3 cm.

A lot of people’s idea of “California” is just Los Angeles and also I think specifically the rich parts of Los Angeles

As a European, my idea of “California” is honestly just. Warm America. With beach? I think?

There’s cold rainforests and snowy mountains there

All California.

chapparals and sand dunes my beloved

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

message to all bitches

please survive

some ms paint rat (and mice) commissions!

I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind 

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

Today, August 7, is Bandcamp Friday, so you know what that means!! It's time to jack off repeatedly until you pass out from exhaustion and deep, deep shame

Never listen to music.