shout out to potc character Bootstrap Bill Turner because if he did not have the galaxy brain idea to hide a cursed piece of gold from a bloodthirsty, vicious, immortal pirate crew by sending it to his defenseless child, non of the movies would have taken place the way they did.

Literally father of all time no further notes no further comments

Today is an important day.

Important!!!!!

He is TWO YEARS OLD

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

i am proud to announce i am going to be the first tumblr user to be added to "smash bros".

im sure this comes as a surprise to many of you because i have never played the game before and also i am not the most popular poster on here but well it's what the people want

please order the next "smash bros video game" to play as me and win

DESPERATELY trying to find the source of this image. where do you come from. i need to find you. you're like my dead wife

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

oc brainrot. is real

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

We Are All Blocked By Mutual In Laws

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Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime