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just resigned to remain until it shuts down tbh
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Everyone on AO3 better brace for an absolute deluge of people who have no clue how to fucking behave

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had to share this

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

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People -and therefore characters- can have self-esteem issues while also being convinced they are the GOAT, and I think not aknowledging that often gets in the way of character analysis.

"pretending to be confident, but deep-down actually insecure" is definitely a character type that exists, but "genuinely confident but there are a few things she doesn’t trust herself with," or "genuinely hyperconfident in her abilities but entirely unsure of her worth beyond that," or "genuinely hyperconfident in herself but if you push these 3 mental pressure points in a specific pattern she will be a sobbing mess on the floor" are characters who exists as well. And they're all beautiful.

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

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Prague, 1942. A refugee Jewish couple light Shabbat candles as night falls. The words of their Shabbes prayer ignite the Friday night darkness, alongside the hesitantly kindling flame. Together they create a holy space of rest in the middle of an increasingly hostile world that persecutes them: for their faith, their sexuality, and because both women are trans.

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

Me to patient: and what do you want me to call you while you’re here with us?

Patient: old bastard, preferably

Me: you got it old bastard 🫡

The brand new nurse outside the door:

To be very clear Old Bastard loved it

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

there's three rules of naming babies:

  1. what do the initials spell? (I was *this close* to being DMV)
  2. what are the the different abbreviations/contractions/etc? (Michael Hunt, William Stroker, Richard Small, etc)
  3. the name that sounds cute on your little gurgling bundle of joy will still be the one they have when they are an adult filling out a job application. Remember that.

Optional Bonus: if your baby will ever have a job one day, ensure that their email address (if in the standard First Initial, Last Name format) will not be something embarrassing.

Sincerely, someone who had to email an S. Lutz (slutz).

cwu is the face you make when they finger you

something we don’t talk about enough is how bran watched jaime and cersei bone without their consent, which is really predatory behavior. abusive maybe. 

I think we also don’t talk enough about how Bran letting himself be thrown out the window was really traumatic for Jaime. Bran really shouldn’t have let that happen, he should have been more considerate about how his decision to fall would affect Jaime

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elaena-archive-deactivated20210

Jaime’s reaction to throwing him out was merely a defensive response—what Bran did was not only intrusive, aggressive and stupid, it also put Jaime in a vulnerable position, open to attacks and threats. Yes, Bran was only seven/eight, but he’s got to learn boundaries somehow. Blaming Jaime for Bran’s wrongdoings is ageism against adults, especially against a man with a dark past such as him, which is a no-no. Intriguing how Bran stans ignore this.

And Jaime is literally femme coded so bran’s actions were misogynistic as well

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renlysrainbowguard

And queer-coded so it was kind of a hate crime

normalise cutting your own hair. normalise cutting your own hair really badly. normalise really fucking up your hair, quickly, before i have to leave the house tomorrow

y’know i think bangs might fix this

bangs did not fix it