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Millennial Memes for Existential Extremes

@existennialmemes

Memes & Monsters & Some Existential Angst | You may know me from such Facebook Pages as: •Millennial Memes for Existential Extremes •Deviant Memes for Consensual Fiends •Fitness Advice That Fits in Your Life | Find me all over the interwebs: https://linktr.ee/millennial.plum (they/them 30+)
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Ok this blog is big enough now that I probably should've already had an intro post:

  • Why do you write like that?
Undifferentiated text is hard for me to read and it makes it harder for me to organize my thoughts when I don't. The fact that Tumblr let's me stylize my text like this is a big reason why I started one at all. If it bothers you, please block me instead of complaining that I should accommodate your reading style instead of my own, on my own blog.
  • Various important beliefs:
Jewish, Witch, Anti-zionist, Ancom
  • Things I will block you for:
Antisemitism, "all religion is a cancer", zionism, racism, ableism, fatphobia, ecofascism, queerphobia of any flavor, any bigotries I failed to think of off the top of my head, and also sometimes just because I didn't dig your whole general vibe and decided I don't ever want to interact with you again
  • Additional facts about me:
My name is Plum, I'm non binary, 30+, Audhd, chronically ill, and definitely a human creature
#intro post#pinned intro#pinned post
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Me: The purpose of a society is to take care of the people who comprise that society. Societies are the mechanism through which our species of cooperative, social apes share our resources so as to promote our species' continued survival.

Some guy who makes $30k/yr: Communism killed one hundred million billion people so if we guaranteed appropriate housing to everyone that's like creating one thousand new hitlers.

#us politics#political discourse#if you dare to suggest things could be Good™#you will meet this guy in the replies
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Does this person hear themselves. Like does this not just sound like a justification for transmisogyny and racism because someone looked “scary” but justified because it’s a stinky trans man who deserves it. Exhausting

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It feels worth noting the the original statement is not saying "Don't take precautions around strange men because they might be trans."

It's saying "Do not approach a trans man and tell him out of no where that you viscerally associate him with his own oppressors."

#transandrophobia#transphobia
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It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

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From my family to yours, may you have a very happy fifth if Wednesday.

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From across Time and Space, a Happy Fifth of Wednesday to you all <3

#fifth of wednesday
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Idk who needs to hear this, but the cyclospora outbreak is still happening, and if anything seems to be getting worse. So remain cautious.

Interestingly it seems like after a source was identified and companies started losing money because of people entirely avoiding the producer who is now responsible for at least two deaths, the outbreak started getting talked about less.

So here's your reminder that the companies who produce the food you eat do not care about you. They would rather sell you diarrhea lettuce than allow themselves to lose their precious profits.

#cyclospora#cyclospora outbreak#us current events#fuck the oligarchy
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You want to scream and cry about "biology" but you think men are supposed to be tall and women are supposed to be short.

You think men are supposed to be strong and women are supposed to be weak.

You think men are supposed to have short hair and women are supposed to have long hair (but absolutely no other body hair at all.)

You want to scream and cry about biology but every word out of your mouth reveals you don't actually understand anything about biology.

#biology#trans rights#fuck terfs#fuck transphobes
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Getting good grades in US schools is much more accurately a measure of obedience than it is of intelligence. Getting good grades in US schools says extremely little about your intelligence, but a lot about your ability to prioritize rules other people have set for you above your well being.

#us education system#education#I felt compelled to specify US here#because I desperately hope it is not like this in most of the world#and I say this as someone who did get good grades in US schools
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My body is being extremely inhospitable right now. Can I move into your imagination for a little while? Just until my body is ready for habitation.

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Please? I would be an excellent imaginary friend! I could help you talk to your crush or build that summoning circle or cheat your way through the Big Poker Tournament or whatever you're into!

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Obviously you're only cheating at The Big Tournament™ because you know your opponent is also cheating, and the only way to stop them & thwart their evil plans, is through wacky hijinks.

#chronic illness#chronic pain#spoonie#spoonie memes#shitposting#shitpost
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My memory is flawless. It's this Reality's continuity that's the problem. Everything happened exactly as I remember it.

Any discrepancies are due to the Timeline rearranging itself after the fact. Obviously.

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It's not my fault that the Multiverse is full of cracks, and all sorts of details spill between realities, all willy-nilly. That's just Science™

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Does that mean you could fill me in on the stuff I don't remenber at all?

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Absolutely. My memory is so infallible that I can also remember the events of strangers' lives whom I've never met and know nothing about.

But it would take too long to go into all that stuff you can't remember. Suffice to say, some stuff happened, people were occasionally there. Events occurred. Food was consumed.

For one brief moment you looked into the eyes of Infinity and thought you had found your place, but then realized it was just sleep deprivation related delirium and in reality you are not bound to one single calling, but are a multifaceted creature who will belong to many places in many ways throughout your time on this wet rock.

#shitpost#shitposting#neurodivergent#neurodivergent memes#tw unreality
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My memory is flawless. It's this Reality's continuity that's the problem. Everything happened exactly as I remember it.

Any discrepancies are due to the Timeline rearranging itself after the fact. Obviously.

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It's not my fault that the Multiverse is full of cracks, and all sorts of details spill between realities, all willy-nilly. That's just Science™

#memory#neurodivergent#neurodivergent memes#adhd#audhd#mandela effect#tw unreality
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personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

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THIS!! It is wild to me that the target of this, albeit otherwise well deserved, anti-censorship ire, became the people trying to circumvent that censorship, and not the corporations who are rendering this charade necessary to begin with.

#algo speak#censorship#internet censorship