"I can’t wait to love you again tomorrow" by Gatito Sentimental

kris: i am NOT arguing with a catgirl 😭 go back to your litterbox 🤣🤣

pink [deathly serious]: who told you.

Darts club

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

there was an incident at work today

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

Today I sa

Today I saw my friends at Coconut Mall. I had lots of fun at Coconut Mall. I did not have any money. I did not buy anything at Coconut Mall.

How do I delete the first part?

brrrrrrng-ha

I did my first ground pound 3 days ago! 😀

Today, I went to the doctors office. I went to the doctors office because my tummy hurt. My tummy hurt because I ate a bad thing. The bad thing was really icky. The doctor I went to see was Mario. I was very confused! Mario said he is a plumber, but he is also a doctor. He is licensed by Nintendo. I don’t know what that means. Dr Mario gave me a pill. The pill made me feel all better!