It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
don't volunteer which specific powers you have. a simple "i have powers" should be more than enough for most first dates or job interviews
I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll
reverse age regression. just gets older
bigspace
i think i have the reddit screenshot for this specific occasion
How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant
texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts
you're so right hen
get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me
I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"
I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.
do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them
why he standing like this...
has this been done before