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dunno about you but I distinctly remember this happening
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Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach
Ya know what? Imma go piss on Dobby's grave. Because I can. And Harry Potter fans care more about the grave side of a fictional character than historical burial sites that could possibly give us information about the Bronze age.
You disrespect historians and the burial site of real life humans. I'll disrespect your transphobic circle jerk fictional grave site that promotes slavery (remember Joanne said the house elves like being slaves).
Go fuck yourself.
"Omg! Liberals are so rude and disrespectful! Why are you swearing so much? This is why no one wants to get on your side!" Because your only personality trait is liking a children's book. And the only personality trait of the author of said children's book is hating trans people. You literally don't care about ANYTHING else. Omg please find a normal hobby that doesn't center a book made for literally 8 year olds! Please!
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mark for absolutely no reason: hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to my new movie project where we have our new set design known as the Torment Nexus where i will get rattled around in a metal tube and drown in gallons of blood not because im a masochist but because i want to see if my body can take it
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Underuse aspect of buff bottoms is having their strong muscular legs set the pace when wrapped around their smaller tops!!
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“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”
Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.
The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.
She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.
While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.
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Simon "the butcher", who is horrified when he finds out he sentenced a man to death by pressing the camera button.
Simon "the butcher" who keeps apologizing for not knowing better, for causing harm to the people in the room, for being rightfully angry and lashing out, turning every knob and lever and pressing that damn button because why would it work when he doesn't have any power and why didn't they just Tell Him??
Simon "the butcher" who gets teary and has the look of a hurt child on his face when ava mentions filament station and his voice trembles when he is quick to say "that wasn't supposed to happen"...
Simon "the butcher" who apologizes to the sm-13, an inanimate object, after hitting the console.
Just... Simon being so unbeliebably human throughout the whole movie, it makes my heart ache for him
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Tw: acephobia (wait. She said it doesn't exist. So maybe she's not being acephobic /sarc) but she speedruns the acephobia bingo card. So I want to comment on it
- Asexual people want the moral high ground. No? My family is VERY aware of who I am which is by definition, not morally superior? Omg, I explained Omegaverse in depth to my sibling. I'm very much "This is every fucked up part of me. Take it or leave it." My best friend literally gave me a jar of fucks for my birthday, and it's a centerpiece in my apartment.
- Fear of your own body? No? I have a very active libido? Like? And I masterbate? TMI, but like... she asked...
- Fear of being cringe. Refer to point one. I explained Omegaverse IN DEPTH to my sibling. I do not fear being cringe. If you do not know I'm cringe, I do not like you.
- Want a relationship that's more noble than a sexual one because you have weird Victorian puritanical values.... *covers up smut I've written* Dude I saw people bitching about the 2026 kinktober prompts, so I looked it up, and I was like "Fuck that's tame as shit." Most allosexuals have more weird cringe Victorian puritanical values than me (based on my experience). I've mastered the art of keeping my mouth shut because the moment I open my mouth about the weird shit I've written, I scare people off.
- The most "honorable relationship" is where people that are 100 miles apart write each other letters by carriage about their devotion. Um... I don't know what to say to this? That statement just makes it sound like she believes he must honorable relationship is fucking? Tbh the most honorable relationship to me is meeting someone's emotional needs? And that can be any type of relationship. And that can be EXTREMELY kinky or extremely tame. Like if simply being emotional support is what they need? Honorable. If a dom/sub relationship gives them some type of support structure that makes them feel safe? Honorable.
- Falling in love with the idea of someone and never encountering the reality of them. Jesus fuck. I would unfriend someone immediately if they said this. Do you not encounter the reality of them in your platonic friendships? Familial relationships? She just sounds toxic as shit.
- Ruined by two dimensional stories where no one has any depth. First of all, there are fictional books were characters have a lot of depth. She must be consuming some shit ass fiction. Second of all... we have... real life relationships? Like we go out, touch grass, meet real people? Shit. I talked to several today! Very complex humans! I just moved so I'm getting to know new people.
- Undiagnosed anhedonia. I... don't think that word means what you think it means? I find great pleasure in many things actually. I saw some pretty flowers. I got super excited talking about long term goals. Looked at my shiny rock collection.
- No one gives a shit about whose not fucking. Well... my cousin cut out my ENTIRE FAMILY because I'm asexual so.... he cares that I'm not fucking... yup. That's weird to be too.
- No one's ever passed a law against not fucking. You know there's like... a lot of traditional conservative groups that are trying to "restore American values" by creating "marriage bootcamps" for unmarried women over 30?
- This isn't an identity. Um... anything is an identity if you just... identify as it? I can identify as a... pants-wearer. And that would be my identity. Like. That's how life works. I've entirely abused this part of the English language because I am a chaos gremlin (look! An identity)
- Not a protected class. You're absolutely right. And it sucks.
- Trying to rebrand sexlessness. Um... some asexuals are.... absolute whores (nonderogratory). Lack of sexual attraction doesn't mean lack of libido... again *hides my smut*
- Poor social adjustment. Um... do you want to tell any of the people I had entire conversations with today that I have poor social adjustment? Or any of my friends? Also.... I'm kinda weirded out that you're using fucking habits as a measure of social adjustment...
- Most moral relationship is one with romance without that gross sex. Sex isn't gross. And again. If you think that I think sex is gross. Maybe I should point you to my smut. It'll make you feel like you're the moral noble one.
- Normal people that are willing to take risks and be embarrassed. Dunno what risk taking has to do with sex... but I literally moved to another country where I don't speak the language so... I've literally had people laugh at me for doing "dumb American" things. Pretty sure I'm not afraid of looking stupid.
- Sex is the most base human drive. See. When I try to describe demisexuality I get yelled at by sexuals because I'm making you all sound like whores that fuck anything that moves. But then you say shit like this. (And like a lot of you say shit like this). Do you not hear how you sound.
- I just don't meet other people. I'm acommunity. I mean... literally introverts. That's our entire bit. Like we have entire jokes about being introverts, it's cute. Also... incorrect use of maladaptive here.
Also... I'm extremely weirded out by how she so strongly ties her identity as a human to her desire to fuck, that she seemingly takes it as a personal offense that some people just... don't want to? She made like... a dozen videos about this. Like to the point where she's like "I'm normal so therefore you're wrong, so you must be mentally ill."
Like that's literally homophobia rhetoric. Where you tie your identity to what's normal SO STRONGLY that anyone that's not like you must be mentally ill. Straight people tie their identity to normal SO STRONGLY that they think gay people must be mentally ill. Ya know?
I need to circle back to my last point. Where she's like "I don't meet other people. I'm acommunity." And I brought up introverts because that's literally our schtick. 24 hours since this post. Here's 3 shirts that I've seen in the past 24 hours that literally say "I don't meet people. I'm acommunity." And people totally let it happen without judgements (heck, sometimes it gets a laugh) because that's actually totally socially acceptable.
- "I REALLY hate humans"
- "Introverts Unite! We're here. We're uncomfortable. And we want to go home!"
- "Anti Social Social Club"
People make jokes about being "acommunity" (ie antisocial introverts) REGULARLY AND FREQUENTLY. And they don't get this much VITRIOL and DISDAIN for it. (Hey look. I used a $20 word correctly. Unlike her.)
And about 40% of people are introverts. Obviously not all of us make jokes about "pulling out of normal social behaviors" as she put it. But just like... look around. It's actually incredibly common. (I totally make jokes regularly about pulling out of normal social behaviors. I especially like the ones about I'm only at the party to pet the cat.)
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One of the big things I think these 'it should be acceptable to leave concrit on fanfic even if the author isn't looking for it' people are missing is that giving constructive feedback is also a skill and they usually don't have it
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GO HARD OR GO HOME.
YOU DAMN RIGHT.
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
