guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

I have no idea if this correlates with how eridians actually work, but the idea of a gigant eridian that is extremely young compared to everyone else (except Grace) was just so funny to me.

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

fucking around

Hell Song

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession

I have long held that this song should be performed by David Byrne, I think he could really bring it someplace special

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

ram is so done with him

there's a reason job from the bible was called that

something something. the guy famous for going through suffering and hardship and pain is named job. what more is there to say