hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

My favorite accidental Griffin Mcelroy’s player motifs is when he’s like “Idk how we’re going to do it, I won’t let anything bad happen to you.”

- “no matter what happens, you ain’t gonna die tomorrow. So I don’t know what that means yet, I guess we’ll have to figure it out when the sun comes up” (TAZ: Dust ep2)

- “If any of you try to touch a hair on Argonaut Keene’s hair, I’ll explode the room. And I don’t know how to do that, I don’t know how I’m gonna do that but that’s the kind of loyalty he demands. An has earned.” (TAZ:Grad ep 22)

Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means.

DM: Eat for initiative

*Everyone reaches into a large bowl of fortune cookies in the center of the table*

The guy who was way too eager: it says… “Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.”

DM: You go last

clint:

justin:

griffin:

Dissociation

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

Here’s my first pass at the Graduation trio!! Actually pretty happy with these designs so they may stick but who knows…

Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.

My favorite time to do something is the wrong time!

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business