Mount Rushmore is actually a false hydra whose heads constantly sing The Star-Spangled Banner. People who hear their song believe that America is the land of the free and home of the brave.

Fire dragon living inside a volcano who is unfortunately suffering from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

the party spends 5 nights at the new inn, freddy fazbears pizza

A Sword of Damocles styled council table with swords dangling above each of the council members seats

The symbolic idea being that, should they suggest something bad, the gods will let them know, and knock their sword loose

Just don't look at the seat of the kings shady advisor, and it's many levers

Moon's haunted

Moon has seen some stuff

Moon has watched several mass extinction events, stuck in place above it all, unable to effect the outcome

Moon needs therapy

POWER WORD: ATOMIZE

RANGE: TOUCH

3D20 TO THE POWER OF 6D6 ACID DAMAGE

DC10 CONSTITUTION SAVE FOR HALF DAMAGE

sorry I tried submitting and then I don't know if it worked

Reverse Sleeping Beauty, a princess who has been cursed with a hundred years of insomnia

Tin of Many Beans:

A can of beans that can be opened one per Long Rest. You don't know what kind of beans you'll get until you open it. It changes every time. It closes at the start of a Long Rest.

These beans include (but are not limited to): Garbanzo beans Toe beans Kidney beans Magic beans Coffee beans Baked beans The Bean Castor beans Refried beans Jellybeans

sword that ejaculates whenever it hits something

Football, but midway through the game a timed magic spell transforms all the players into squirrels and the ball into an acorn

due to a god taking a break one member at a time of a group of clerics now serves as that god the players play as these clerics they venture cross the land attempting to find and convince this god to come off break as they have no idea what their doing