Got caught and killed again by guards

*Now kiss!*

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

I always pictured something like this

the way that the way youre rasied really does impact you forever. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Constipation should be renamed "dryharrhea"

You should delete this

To the people out there, yes, you have to see this. But I have to live with it.

So this isn't a relationship so much as a hostage situation

Go a little fart

be ded

cant stop thinking about this video

For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

youre pissing me off

Prev. Prev don't leave this in tags the people should know

Take me back (Castro Street Fair, San Francisco)

Photographs by Crawford Wayne Barton, courtesy of the GLBT Historical Society

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

the word i was looking for was hindsight