You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

Guns and roses or something like that. Thank you Toby Fox for all your blue and yellow couples

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

I didn't hear no bell!

im so pissed off about how people r treating the wildfires in canada. "yeah it's in the part no one lives in" first nations live there. "all i can think about is the poor animals" as first nations people tell you about how they had to evacuate. just say you dont care about indigenous people and move on.

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

the number one lesson that toddler parenting is teaching me is the power of adjusting your attitude so you can get silly. if I am in a bad mood or at the end of my rope patience-wise my toddler senses this IMMEDIATELY and actively turns every single interaction into a protracted power struggle. but if i can take a second to gather myself and marshal juuust enough strength to do a goofy little bit or even just make a silly face he is sooo so delighted and can usually be easily persuaded to do whatever he was resisting two seconds earlier. tonight he was testing meeeeeeeeee oh my god WHY must everything be a battle and then I invented a game called BOOM where I swing him around and drop him on the nearest cushioned surface and this game was such a wild hit that we did our entire bedtime routine in five min just by trading bedtime tasks for one (1) boom. and then he was in such a silly happy mood it put me in a better mood and now I don’t feel as exhausted. idk it does take some effort to rally when you’re not feeling inclined to be silly but then it consistently saves soooo much time/energy in the rest of your interactions I think it’s worth it. plus it’s crazy how much goofing off with somebody for a few minutes resets your nervous system.

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

if you are transgender i love you so much lets keep living forever