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I'm Cade. They/them. 27.
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did he call the cops on this completely normal cat I’m crying

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Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

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Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

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It's that time of year again, you naughty number-loving nerds.

Whether you chose violence or call it an accident, these NPCs found their demise in your playthroughs.

Not sure what Volo did to you all to deserve this.

More non-Dark Urge players also managed to murder Alfira than Dark Urge players. Spawn of Bhaal or not, maybe it’s time to stop pointing fingers.

Some of you faced the Absolute with the most powerful weapons, others decided to bring a charcuterie board to a fight with a giant brain.

Speaking of weapons, you’ve been very skilled at finding the rarer ones in the game. Shout out to the folk who willingly wielded the rusty Poo-Scraper in Act 3.

For some of you, the strategy has been getting the entire party pissed before entering combat. Bottoms up for Drunken Master Monks, we suspect you are partially to blame for these.

Kinda weird, but not judging.

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I’m hardly the first to point this out, but it’s sort of strange how unusual the character of Leia is in the sense that there isn’t even the implication that anyone notices her age or gender or that she has to prove herself in any way to other characters or to the audience. Like, she doesn’t have to fight for a chance to do any of the stuff she does, no one’s surprised she can use a blaster or command troops, but she also doesn’t have to lean into extreme aggression or hypermasculine energy to gain that respect. She’s blunt, but no blunter than Han; she has some intense reactions to certain situations, but no more than Han or Luke. No one seems scared of her, but everyone seems to respect her. She wears more masculine(ish) military-type attire when it’s the practical thing to do, but also seems to choose dresses or feminine-leaning things when she’s able to and the outfit changes aren’t some “Wow, the manly lady cleans up nice” sort of moment; it’s just a thing she’s wearing. She’s soft when she can be and a snarky hardass when she needs to be, and neither of these things is seen as being out-of-character or a surprising shift by those around her.

And it’s crazy that we don’t see more of that? Like, how am I ten years younger than the first Star Wars film and I’m struggling to come up with other examples of female characters who just exist as competent in their own universe without their competence being a plot point or something to be amazed/frightened by or something requiring either very masculine energy or such feminine energy that any aggression or competence in “masculine” things is seen as a funny juxtaposition? I’m not saying no other characters exist like that; I’m sure they do. But it does seem like there’s often some level surprise the audience or another character is meant to feel when Girl Good at Stuff, and that literally just doesn’t exist in the original Star Wars Trilogy. I mean, maybe some audience members feel surprised all on their own, but the film did not intend for the audience feel surprised.

(Now, how Carrie was actually treated during the filming of those movies and the intent behind certain story and wardrobe choices made for the character of Leia is a totally different story. But what we actually get in the end product is really unique and solid despite some people’s best efforts to be weird and sexist.)

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A tragic element of California is that sometimes just the walk from your home to your car will generate enough sweat to ruin your makeup. Luckily my suave devil-may-care affect looks good with messy mascara. Yet another way that I am perfect. Also I will never die.