Random Item Drop

Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells

Truly distressing high street find. @shiftythrifting Not technically from a thrift store but a costume shop/ rental house. But. You kinda have to see this.

Creepy hairy human face mask! It must just be plastic on the back, right? Right?

Nope. animal skin.

100% guaranteed curse if you put this thing on i will not be doing that though.

Item: Hirsute Visage

Item: pipe that blows bubbles in geometric shapes

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

Item: Duo Tang Folder of Infinite Spaghetti

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

Item: Angrypennies

Blacksmith Org from Gaoranger ep. 35

Item: Living Smithy, a blacksmith shop condensed into a roughly humanoid shape and animated; not as skilled as a real blacksmith but able to make simple repairs and objects.

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

my that

Item: That, a mysterious box that radiates an energy of desirability, causing people to want it for no clear reason.

Item: Frank-Fort Tree (although at that height they seem suspiciously shrublike)

(via Pin auf Pink wallpapers)

Item: a great big pile of Pinkdollars