It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
Sponge place of genius idea
You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because theyβre human. But if youβre really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And theyβll text you βwhat ant is this [blurry photo]β. And then theyβll ask you how youβve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they donβt know what you love theyβll never know what you like
And then when the ant convention is in town theyβll be like dudeβ¦ we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didnβt know u loved ants
And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions
how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)
i love it when fish are like




