oh my god. they've been boyfriends since 2009.

“dan never clocks any hot guys” girl his clock stopped working in 2009 he personally smashed the batteries

dan's so ridiculous because he'll legitimately be bouncing around, poking phil and jumping up and down like "look at me!! look at me!! look at me!!" and it's just like. babe. he is looking. he hasn't stopped looking in sixteen years.

The fact that i recognised all the vids in the new phupload probably isn't healthy

pheal I'm sorry dan did that to you. 😔💔

2009 dan howell sitting on the floor of his boyfriends house, wearing his llama hat and singing the llama song next to 2026 dan howell sitting next to his partner in their house, and he STILL remembers the song. Despite everything it's still you and all that.

5 page comic of a dream i had about dip and pip the other night

Biker jacket and collar turtleneck for bdsm movie. Cosplay for the death note musical. This is why they can never have stylists no stylist would ever be able to live up to their vision

you dingus (colorized)

[talking to a gay couple] so which one of you is the dan and who's the phil?

Something so funny about Phil entering this relationship with normal expectations - him saying they moved in together pretty fast and he felt a bit unsure about it at the time, and him saying he could've made it work if Dan went to York university and they'd be long distance for a bit, and then having to realize he's dating Dan "I stalked you on the internet, now do you know what's exciting in my life right now? You got your own apartment and I will never leave it again, now do my dirty laundry" Howell

how I see phannies handling the situation atm (me too)

parents will rlly be like sorry for ruining ur childhood but you were a child so it doesnt matter anymore right

cloud moment for phil lester

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