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Anonymous asked:

So Dan and Phil constantly say that they are a mail podcast. But they never talk about the postal service, they never talk about stamps. They never talk about letters. They never talk about mailmen, they never talk about mailbox. They never even talk about envelope. It feels like the entire pod is a front for something else. Sometimes it feels like they're trying very hard to launch something idk.

you are so right those sneaky bastards were never gonna talk about mail were they? i cant believe them sometimes

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Vancouver Hard Launch Ticket Giveaway

i'm giving away 10 tickets to the vancouver hard launch show! if you are in the area but can't afford it, i'd love to help. upper balcony tickets are $68.70CAD (including taxes and fees).

how this works:

  1. Message me here on tumblr
  2. You must be Canadian and able to get to the show
  3. I will e-transfer you the $68.70 and you can buy your own ticket
  4. Have fun yay

2nd day re-blog! no takers yet! i know it's a little awkward and may seem sus but i promise i'm totally normal (lol). i've done tonnes of dnp giveaways in the past! :) feel free to share in any vancouver HLT group chats etc.

peak humor is dan zooming in on phil's foot when the vet was telling phil steve lost a toe like he's here to record the steve adventure for youtube and he's just doing whatever the fuck he wants i love him

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snokoplasm for u on this flaccid monday… it’s YELLOW

(inspired by a gimmick i got on my strawpage)

all hobbies are consumerist commercial slop that lead to the accumulation of excess items and waste except for rpf. rpf is the single most ethical hobby you can have. every real person you imagine fucking their coworker saves a tree and clears five tons of carbon emissions from the global output

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phannie a.u.gust day sixteen

horror

What's the matter, Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.