Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!

you would destroy it? our beautiful toontown

aborted uncle: i would have loved to tell you what nintendo was working on. if i got to work there.

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

ran into the capra demon at the grocery store today and he had those two fuckin dogs with him the whole time no leash or anything

the thing about writing is that it's very hard unless you have to leave the house in 15 minutes or perhaps go to bed

KOBOLDS HAVE INVADED DAVE AND BUSTERS *dozens of tiny screeches*

This site is dead when im queuing up the same posts bc nothing is circulating anymore so I have to dig up funny posts from a year ago

Someone say something funny

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I hate how funny "Rolling on the Floor... Starving?" is to me

I call this the create a new problem technique

me when i get to hug friends

admittedly a toxic trait, but I think it's totally fine to be an elitist about art and similar frivolity like that. feels like a pressure valve that lets the steam out before it can metastasise into something much worse, not that it can't still happen, but you know how it goes

some of the nicest people you'll ever meet will answer "you think you're better than everyone else just because you like [thing]?" with a half apologetic "you won't like the answer so don't make me say it" and some of the cruellest most volatile people to walk this earth are drafting up a Let People Enjoy Things manifesto

if you wanted to boil that down into a more coherent ideological statement, it would look like "the human spectrum of emotional responses contains negative emotions, and if you disallow yourself a petty expression of low stakes negative emotions, you'll guarantee that they go unaddressed, uncontested, and unchallenged until they've formed into a much more severe and serious sort of hatred that cannot be addressed because it cannot be internally identified as what it is"

Simple but interesting network name. Pleasing to the mind and spirit