Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

Wanderer

The Prosecutor's Proposal team dropped teasers for another one. And the seme is just as crazy.

Yeo Eun Ho and Cha Do Hyeon have been friends all their lives. After 19 years, Eun Ho seems to have a good grasp on Do Hyeon, even knowing that his “perfect” image at school is a façade. But what Eun Ho is absolutely oblivious to is the fact that Do Hyeon has had an obsessive crush on him for years. Though Do Hyeon has been able to keep it a secret in order to slowly ease his way into Eun Ho’s heart, the sudden arrival of a new student named Kwon Yi Hyeon throws a wrench into his plans. What will Do Hyeon do to keep Eun Ho by his side? And will Eun Ho ever realize his best friend’s feelings for him?

Yeo Eun Ho POV

Cha Do Hyeon POV

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

The two "created in a lab" fantasies:

Having a body is the scariest thing everrrrrrr what if something happensss

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

What’s wrong babe? You didn’t touch your cyclospora lettuce, e-coli blueberries, glass shard popsicles, salmonella jalapeños, and listeria cheese.

saying words is often like chess in that you have to construct sentences very specifically sometimes otherwise they fucking get you

Communication is PVP

Tailored Ladies Jacket

early 1890s

London

Augusta Auctions

YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!

What was the last fresh fruit you ate?

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