nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

Reblog if you're kinda irrelevant and don't know a single person who actively uses tumblr

Things that will never happen because everybody who has ever used tumblr is dead :(

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

we have not changed.

YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!

What was the last fresh fruit you ate?

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

everyone has to become aromantic now

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass