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| alana | 30 | lesbian |
| she/her | terfs fuck off |
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made my bath too slippery and did a barrel roll trying to get out of the tub

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Reblogged vanguard
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climbing the entirety of the empire state building to fly a redbubble print on demand flag that’s just this tweet

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Reblogged joevo
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When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.

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The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.

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there is some otherwise undetectable substance on one of my pants legs that fig keeps coming to sniff and make stinky faces about. what is it boy

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Reblogged ameriqan
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me when I’m a lesbian who was forced to have children as a child and my fated half is getting eaten out and praised by another woman and my daughter is having a breakdown and a child and I’m miles away and the assassin sent with me to kill my son is killed by my son and so I have to kill my son who wants to kiss me to somehow get back to my daughter and I don’t want to kill my son with my own hands but most of all I don’t want my son to kiss me again and my son’s witch lover won’t let me kill my son and won’t let me be gay even in dreams and so I’m trapped with my scary son I tried to kill and a hot 200 yo witch who hates me

#hotd#hotd spoilers#SHE NEEDS A CELLPHONE
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Reblogged phantomrose96
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Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

#MEEEEEEEEEEEE