they both are evil for being alive

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population-level first-line preventative health stuff is so so important. thank you public health people ty ty ty mwa

"you" is a straight up singular pronoun

In one isolated case, the Capgras delusion was temporarily induced in a healthy subject by administration of ketamine.

— wikipedia article on capgras delusion

Fifteen minutes after the completion of the maintenance dose when her mental status returned to baseline, she reported: “every time you left the room, I thought another person dressed in your clothes was coming back into the room…it wasn't scary, just another person dressed in your clothes, doing your job but the person was a little older in age and weighed more.” She also reported: “I'd look into the mirror and think that's not me, I didn't think the image staring back at me was myself…even the words I was saying were not words I would normally say…it just wasn't me… it wasn't my speech, my voice, my reactions…I felt like a different person because I would not have reacted in the way I usually would have.”

[...]

All her symptoms resolved by the end of the test day. She did not experience delusional misidentification on the day that she received ketamine and lorazepam.

— the case report

come on man, what a scam! tfw the dissociatives give you dissociative hallucinations!

lately i've been getting mild random spurious abdominal pain and thinking "aw man my appendix exploded, i'm gonna have to wait twelve hours in a dingy er chair for a surgeon on some wimpy nsaid and my throat's gonna hurt from the intubation and my tummy's gonna hurt from the incision and the anesthesia's gonna kill me and replace me with an identical guy" and then i remember the appendix is on the other side

i've never experienced transphobia or misogyny (obvious exceptions excepted)

i've never been victim of a crime or been afraid of crime or seen or heard or even imagined or conceptualised a crime. in my mind "crime" has a hazy and undefined referent and i'm not sure i could tell a crime apart from a noncrime much better than chance. as far as i'm concerned the "crime rate" is zero and politicians talking about the "crime rate" could be discussing real estate prices on mars. one time my house was burglarised tho

places with writing styles that calm my soul:

  • math paper
  • philosophy paper
  • british government websites

my mom gave me three hundred localcurrency for my bday so my dad sent three hundred and one (divorced)

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  • emerg
  • emergency
  • emergency room
  • emergency department
  • department of emergency medicine

unacceptable

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  • emerge
  • department of emergency
it's poppin at the emerg i've heard they have pepsi for $1.75

there's no pepsi i checked. they have coke 500mL for ~2.9 usd tho

i just realised when two people with glasses are kissing the glasses will bump into each other. how did i not figure this out earlier. this is the hottest thing i've ever heard of in my life

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  • emergency
  • emergency room
  • emergency department
  • department of emergency medicine

unacceptable

  • ED
  • emerge
  • department of emergency
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okay yorick, we're sorry, we get it, you can come out now

a week ago my boyfriend came over and saw i had a knife on the floor and was very disapproving. yesterday he came over and was relieved that there was no knife on the floor. i don't think it's that bad to have a knife on the floor, but whatever.