Morgan creates a car for our cat Beatrice.
Morgan puts box on floor and points.
"Meow, bahx, caarh, bop!" (Dearest cat, if you'll please ascend to the top of the box I'll pretend it's a car and push you around the foyer on it. Then I'll stop and bop you on the nose.)
Beatrice: "mrowr. Meow." (That sounds lovely dear small child, but you will promise not to bop my nose too hard, correct? For I have no desire to nip your delicate hand again, nor endure your tears.)
Morgan: "nose, bop, meow." (Like the touch of a feather on the surface of a still mountain lake, so I will bop your nose my dear.)
Beatrice, as she climbs the box: "meows mrowr." (Then let us begin.)
And where was Julie you may ask? In the closet. Quiet. (Is she gone yet?)
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"Meow, bahx, caarh, bop!" (Dearest cat, if you'll please ascend to the top of the box I'll pretend it's a car and push you around the foyer on it. Then I'll stop and bop you on the nose.)
Beatrice: "mrowr. Meow." (That sounds lovely dear small child, but you will promise not to bop my nose too hard, correct? For I have no desire to nip your delicate hand again, nor endure your tears.)
Morgan: "nose, bop, meow." (Like the touch of a feather on the surface of a still mountain lake, so I will bop your nose my dear.)
Beatrice, as she climbs the box: "meows mrowr." (Then let us begin.)
And where was Julie you may ask? In the closet. Quiet. (Is she gone yet?)
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