Shadowlight's Lighthouse

Today, at the store where I work, a man walked in wearing no pants. Shirt and shoes, yes. Despite the loophole in the sign, management and store security immediately hunted him down in the back of grocery by the dairy. He protested that he was "covered" because he was wearing a thong. Store security pulled out a cellphone and threatened to call the police. The customer rapidly saw the wisdom of buying some pants. I just thought some of you would be amused. Ok, probably not Dmnsqrl. maybe 2/3rds of my f-list, though. I just had to tell people. I mean, we get customers in pajamas, slippers, but I think this is a new record.