Magical Programmer Sammy

So I have decided that men's shorts are so much better than women's. This past weekend we went to Kohls and I picked up really cheap men's shorts. They're really soft and comfy and have really deep pockets (omg pockets). Also, men's shorts don't tell me I'm fat. Just cuz I'm not some skinny mini doesn't mean you should call me "plus sized" and make me shop at a specialty section (or even another store). I go to the men's section and I can always find my size, even at a regular store.

You know, it's funny. Women's clothes only go up to small sizes then call you "plus size". But men's large clothes are "big and tall" (and they are really big pants, too).

I'll stick to the men's pants where every time I shop, I don't feel fat and they always have my size :D