Magical Programmer Sammy

So I was driving home yesterday after work. Went to Wally-world. And on my way back home, I stop at this stop light and look over at the SUV next to me. These white things impaled on the radio antenna caught my attention. I look at it, then practically do a double take when I realize the ball impaled on the antenna is actually a giant white SPERM with a zig-zag tail.