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One Piece/Bleach- "If This is Really Your Greatest Rival You Clearly Do Not Deserve Any Pie"

I'M SORRY THIS IS SO BAD.

Title: If This is Really Your Greatest Rival You Clearly Do Not Deserve Any Pie
Universe: Bleach/One Piece
Theme/Topic: Zoro and Sanji meet Ichigo
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Ichigo, Kenpachi, Rukia
Warnings/Spoilers: Just for the stupid, I’d imagine.
Word Count: 1,403
Summary: Follow-up of sorts to “A Day (Or Two) in the Afterlife”- Ichigo gets roped into the greatest rivalry of all time.
Dedication: tokki_chan’s request from a billion years ago. I finished this um, quite a while earlier but I hated it too much to post. However, I feel guilty now, for having everyone wait so long, so I am just going to try and finish the last of the animanga requests I got from the previous round of requests and go from there. SORRY THIS IS NO GOOD.
A/N: Not funny, not funny, not funny. OOC. LOTS OF OOC. Just pretend it is crack parody or something. I dunno.
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Bleach- "A Child is a Clamp"

Title: A Child is a Clamp
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Kitten
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: Ichigo, Ishida, Chad (vaguely, possibly OT3ish? I dunno.)
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine.
Word Count: 1,455
Summary: The one thing parents can always agree on is love of a child. Or something like that.
Dedication: hanazuke’s pseudo request! Thanks for the donation. Every bit helps! This is a paltry thanks, but I hope you enjoy either way.
A/N: Title taken from the 11th episode of “Tiger and Dragon,” though I don’t know if it works given that the translation might be off in the subtitles I got for the show? Well, whatever. It makes sense sort of, right? Right. Anyway, I don’t know if this is actually readable or not just because the writer’s block I am suffering is kind of making it hard to be anything but SUCK. Hopefully I will get over it ASAP.
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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ALSO, everyone should watch the drama "Tiger and Dragon" if they love me at all.
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Bleach- "One Step Behind"

Title: One Step Behind
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: lightly, vaguely, Chad+Ichigo
Warnings/Spoilers: Through the very beginning of the Arrankar arc.
Word Count: 1,541
Summary: Chad feels distance.
Dedication: cherrycoloured’s request for the March round of bleach_flashfic! Sorry if it is a bit boring! It’s been so long since I’ve written either Ichigo or Chad. And I wanted to change it up a bit more, but I think I wouldn't have time between now and when we're leaving for San Deigo (tonight) so I wanted to get this to you ASAP. I might go back and fix it later. XD Sorry again!
A/N: It has been forever since I’ve written this pairing. I hope I remember the dynamics. >>
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Bleach- "For the Man Who Has Everything"

SHUT UP I HAD TO DO IT, OKAY? *schmoop bubbles everyone*

Title: For the Man Who Has Everything
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Byakuya’s birthday
Rating: G
Character/Pairing/s: Byakuya, Rukia, Ichigo, Yachiru
Warnings/Spoilers: Slight spoilers for Byakuya’s backstory and the SS arc. Also, OOC and excessive schmoop.
Word Count: 2,104
Summary: Rukia wonders what to get for the guy who’s got it all.
Dedication: For my baby brother, whose birthday recently passed. 18! He’s 18! I feel so old. ;_;
A/N: Uuum, this was clearly written with my bias of love towards big brothers, and so probably doesn’t accurately reflect Byakuya and Rukia’s relationship at all. BUT I CAN’T HELP IT, daddies and big brothers are my big woobie weaknesses.
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Bleach- "An Attentive Older Brother"

LOL I am a retard. Anyway, happy birthday to Rukia. XD

Title: An Attentive Older Brother
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Rukia’s Birthday
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: IchigoxRukia, Byakuya, Renji in passing
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine.
Word Count: 1,302
Summary: Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Dedication: jen_kat, covet, and starswing, because I can’t think of anyone else I know who likes this pairing. XD;;
A/N: Holy crap I realized way too late that Rukia’s birthday was coming (LOL my fandom blindness strikes again), so I whipped this up just now as fast as I could. Then I realized I was a day early actually. LOL All I can say on the whole matter is: I AM OUT OF PRACTICE. But whatever, I love big brothers to death and couldn’t help myself, and so this is more about Byakuya than IchixRuki, like I’d planned. But you know, it’s still in there somewhere. XD
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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XXXHolic/Bleach- "Universal Truths"

Title: Universal Truths
Universe: XXXHolic/Bleach
Theme/Topic: Through the Looking Glass
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Yuuko, Doumeki, Watanuki, Ichigo, Rukia, Keigo, Mizuiro (slightly DoumekixWatanuki, and slightly IchigoxRukia)
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine.
Word Count: 1,617
Summary: Some things stay the same no matter what.
Dedication: covet’s holiday fic request!
A/N: Okay, admittedly I started out thinking I ought to write something serious given the theme you gave me. But um! Then Doumeki and Watanuki showed up and it kind of just went from there.
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Bleach- "Notorious Scoundrel"

Title: Notorious Scoundrel
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Mints
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: lightly IchigoxRukia, Chizuru, Renji, Yumichika, Orihime, Tatsuki (Isshin in spirit)
Warnings/Spoilers: Vague spoilers for the chapters immediately following the Soul Society arc. Also, OOC and stupidity, as I really don’t know how to write Chizuru.
Word Count: 1,442
Summary: Ichigo has all the traits that girls love. No really.
Dedication: Requested by fat on my holiday request meme!
A/N: Oh man, it has been so long since I’ve written IchixRuki. I hope I don’t completely suck! ;_;
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Bleach Drabble (497-500)

DONE!!! I hate all of these, but I think it's because they're so disjointed. It's the post-quarter burnout effect, I guess. My mind works even less coherently than normal because of it. XD;;

497.

Title:
If I Were You
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character/s: IsshinxRyuuken
Word Count: 548
Warning/s: Stupidity and OOC, and RAGE.
Summary: Isshin asks a couple of hard hitting questions. Ryuuken hits hard.
Dedication: requested by glass_houses. Also for sw_inku, because I LOVE YOU LOTS and know that if you had had the time to request you probably would have requested this pairing. So here it is for you anyway, even if it is retarded. XD
A/N: The request was: “In each other’s shoes.” This is retarded but I gave up after 3 hours of having it JUST NOT WORK AT ALL. So… yeah. LOL

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498.

Title:
Down and Dirty
Rating: PG-15
Pairing/Character/s: RenjixByakuya
Word Count: 956
Warning/s: OOC! TONS OF OOC!
Summary: Sometimes dirty can be fun.
Dedication: requested by ryzna
A/N: The request was: “vacation.”

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499.


Title:
Super Manly
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character/s: GanjyuxHanatarou, Kuukaku
Word Count: 837
Warning/s: Stupidity, OOC, and pretty much no coherence whatsoever. YAY!
Summary: Ganjyu schools Hanatarou in the ways of manliness. Kuukaku just schools them.
Dedication: requested by esotaria!
A/N: The prompt was: “how to be a man.” LOL Idea stemmed from the fact that Ganjyu’s voice actor is also Aoki in Hajime no Ippo. XD

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500.

Title:
Babysat
Rating: PG
Pairing/Character/s: lightly IsshinxRyuuken, Karin, Yuzu, Ichigo
Word Count: 856
Warning/s: No spoilers I can imagine.
Summary: Probably could only happen in the future or something- Isshin and Ryuuken sort of go on a date. A little.
Dedication: requested by shiroro- I LOVE YOU.
A/N: The request was: “babysitting.”

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Bleach Drabble (479-481)

REQUESTS ALL DONE! YES!

479.

Title:
All the Rage
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character/s: light KeigoxMizuiro, Chizuru, mentions of Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Matsumoto, Yumichika, Ikkaku et al.
Word Count: 802
Warning/s: Vague spoilers for the chapters immediately following the SS arc.
Summary: Keigo believes there’s no justice in the world.
Dedication: for cheloya’s request on my rare charries/pairings meme. Also for esotaria, since Shini cockblocked you I thought I’d throw in your pairing anyway. XD
A/N: The prompt was “No sex on the bus!” LOL I think that whenever the word “sex” is in a prompt I’m actually less inclined to write sex into the story. So here we just have the usual silliness. XD

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480.

Title:
Naked Party
Rating: PG-15
Pairing/Character/s: Iba+Yumichika, Ikkaku, Kenpachi, Yachiru
Word Count: 998
Warning/s: Spoilers for 11th division backstory, I guess.
Summary: Iba is uncomfortable with this.
Dedication: keikain’s request on my rare pairing/charrie meme! I have to admit, this is one of my favorite second string pairs thanks solely to tsukishine. XD
A/N: The request was “hot springs.”

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481.

Title:
Following the Trend
Rating: PG-15
Pairing/Character/s: KeigoxMizuiro
Word Count: 979
Warning/s: Tacked on spoilers from the following story with regards to the chapters immediately following the SS arc.
Summary: Companion drabble to #479 (All the Rage)- 3 days looking at temples and castles and Mizuiro’s ass.
Dedication: Requested by funkybrewsta.
A/N: Haha another KeigoxMizu sex prompt, they’re surprisingly popular. The prompt was "sex ed." XD Anyway, once again, I skirt the subject. Because I’m bad at writing pron. >>

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Bleach Drabble (477-478)

Two down, two more to go!

ARGH WORK TOMORROW! *working as fast as physically possible*

477.

Title:
Doctor’s Orders
Rating: PG-15
Pairing/Character/s: KomamuraxUnohana.
Word Count: 897
Warning/s: No spoilers I can imagine.
Summary: Komamura and his yearly physical exam.
Dedication: sophiap- haha your one liners are always the best part of the week, and I know you’ve got to have lots of perseverance to keep up with it every single week. XD ALSO Thanks for the AMAZING b-day fic. ;_;
A/N: requested by west_side during my last meme. Kind of a… weird topic, but I did my best! Maybe. >> Request was “sex talk.” I KNOW THIS PAIRING IS STRANGE BUT I THINK IT COULD BE SWEET UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES, OKAY? >>

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478.

Title:
Waves of the Ocean
Rating: PG
Pairing/Character/s: IchigoxRukia, hinted at KyourakuxUkitake
Word Count: 999
Warning/s: Spoilers for some of Rukia’s back story.
Summary: It all goes back to the same place.
Dedication: jen_kat—sad you’re selling all your IchixRuki doujinshi, but hope you still like the pairing! ;_;
A/N: Requested by ainbthen on my lj- the prompt was “ocean.”

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